Diuretic
Permanently confused
Imagine if anybody actually took the old testament seriously today and stoned children who cursed their parents or took slaves from among the surrounding nations? As far as I know modern orthodox Jews don't do that, but they follow other Mosaic laws like not eating shellfish or shaving sideburns. Why?
Shellfish will kill ya if ya get a bad one.
Sideburns. Hey wait around long enough and the hula hoop will come back into fashion too