Iranian regime celebrates attack on Israel

[Votto]

the Ministry of Foreign Affairs for Iran has proudly proclaimed a heroic and successful attack on Israel that killed on one except a 7-year-old Bedouin girl.

"We condemn all 7-year Bedouin girls as being the enemy of the government of Iran", proclaimed the spokesperson Mohamad something or other.

"And we will kill more!"

Not to be outdone, Hamas declared they had killed thousands more young girls, babies even, and they raped them before they killed them as they proudly filmed it.

The Spokesperson for the Ministry of terror for Iran replied, "Show offs. Mark my words, we will find a way to rape and torture them before killing them next time".

To help detour Iran, President Biden responded by offering Iran a trillion dollars if they changed their minds about raping and torturing more children in Israel before killing them. However, if they carried through with the threat, he then offered them half a trillion if they promised not to film it.

 

[Zebra]

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the Ministry of Foreign Affairs for Iran has proudly proclaimed a heroic and successful attack on Israel that killed on one except a 7-year-old Bedouin girl.

"We condemn all 7-year Bedouin girls as being the enemy of the government of Iran", proclaimed the spokesperson Mohamad something or other.

"And we will kill more!"

Not to be outdone, Hamas declared they had killed thousands more young girls, babies even, and they raped them before they killed them as they proudly filmed it.

The Spokesperson for the Ministry of terror for Iran replied, "Show offs. Mark my words, we will find a way to rape and torture them before killing them next time".

To help detour Iran, President Biden responded by offering Iran a trillion dollars if they changed their minds about raping and torturing more children in Israel before killing them. However, if they carried through with the threat, he then offered them half a trillion if they promised not to film it.

good satire!