In this thread: I destroy liberal Ideology by playing the part of a liberal

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    /beginLiberalism

    I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

    Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

    /end being a liberal
     
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    Aw no fair. It was my turn to be a liberal. :(

    Anyhow I would be a better liberal than you. You didn't even call me a racist if I didn't agree with you.
     
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    my bad...here's a pixely treat for you as apology:

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    Piker.

    There are over 1M children who die every year swimming. That makes swimming one of the most dangerous activities out there for kids. We need regulations to insure our kids are safe and healthy. We want a Federal Dept of Swim Safety to institute that no child shall swim without a qualified adult lifeguard within 20 feet of him/her. Some will argue that's expensive. Shame on them. They are greedy Republicans putting the almighty Dollar ahead of our children. Our kids deserve better.
     
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    You know, I've never heard a "liberal" say anything like that.

    But it certainly looks like the standard conservative opinion on gay marriage.
     
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    rip those swimming pools out....!

    ban lakes, ponds, rivers, and oceans.....!

    teach anti-swimming in the schools....!

    tax the hell out of those who do swim....!
     
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    im a libertarian, conservatives are just as ideologically bankrupt as liberals in my book.
     
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    That is more analogous to a rightwing nut arguing against same sex marriage.

    lol, you can't even crawl out of your own rightwing nut skin when you try.
     
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    libertarian, dumbass. I dont care of gay people get hitched, just keep the federal government out of it. You clearly are from new york though.
     
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    Time to rename the thread "In this thread: I validate liberal Ideology by playing the part of a liberal"?
     

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