In this thread: I destroy liberal Ideology by playing the part of a liberal

[Liberty]

shaman, learn to use commas.

 

[Liberty]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

"Liberty" with Franklin's cartoon, ranting against LIBERals. You do see the irony, I hope? Franklin was downright RADICAL for a man pf his era, an agnostic also.

awesome. he was a cool guy.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

To be honest, you sound more like an Authoritarian Republican. Check it out:

/beginAuthoritarianrepublicanism

I am against homosexuality, it is gross, unnatural, and considered a grave sin according to my own personal beliefs. I want tyranny of the majority to push government force to make it illegal. I will stop at nothing until gay marriage is banned for everyone.

/endrepublicanism

That is certainly what libs hear when Republicans talk about gay marriage.
btw, who were the biggest backers of banning gay marriage in CA? Hint, they weren't Republicans.

Busloads of Mormons.

 

[Avorysuds]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

Interesting because I thought you were talking about Republicans on how to control peoples sex lives and marriages.

 

[midcan5]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

If there were any doubt that conservatives are just plain dumb check out the above. Is that the best you can do? Hope you are twelve or badly retarded after falling on your head from ten stories. I've asked this so many times but allow me to ask again, please name a nation that was founded on conservative or libertarian principles or name a policy from a conservative that has helped all people? And then for the less stupid.... http://www.usmessageboard.com/polit...es-of-midcans-insights-into-contemporary.html


http://www.usmessageboard.com/politics/50859-conservative-beliefs.html


http://www.usmessageboard.com/politics/164072-ayn-rand-conservatives-tea-party-republicans.html

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[Peach]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

Interesting because I thought you were talking about Republicans on how to control peoples sex lives and marriages.

"I destroy", kinda like Bush II & Saddam "I'M taking him out!", without any personal risk of course. Liberal be the first three syllable word hard core right wingnuts learn.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Does lameness float?

 

[KevinWestern]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

That is more analogous to a rightwing nut arguing against same sex marriage.

lol, you can't even crawl out of your own rightwing nut skin when you try.

l dont care of gay people get hitched, just keep the federal government out of it.

Damn straight, right there with you. It's not Repubs vs Dems, it's Statism vs Liberty.

 

[rdean]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

Hilarious. "Liberal ideology" is as diverse as the Democratic party's membership.

The Republican Party ideology, which is 90% white, is just as diverse as their party.

 

[bobcollum]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

This whole thing would be much more interesting if it wasn't so ridiculously stupid.

 

[The Rabbi]

To be honest, you sound more like an Authoritarian Republican. Check it out:

/beginAuthoritarianrepublicanism

I am against homosexuality, it is gross, unnatural, and considered a grave sin according to my own personal beliefs. I want tyranny of the majority to push government force to make it illegal. I will stop at nothing until gay marriage is banned for everyone.

/endrepublicanism

That is certainly what libs hear when Republicans talk about gay marriage.
btw, who were the biggest backers of banning gay marriage in CA? Hint, they weren't Republicans.

Busloads of Mormons.

No, guess again.

 

[occupied]

It is absolutely impossible for conservative reactionaries to convincingly act like a liberal, on the other hand, they are easy to imitate, just be a callous dickhead.

 

[bripat9643]

I've asked this so many times but allow me to ask again, please name a nation that was founded on conservative or libertarian principles or name a policy from a conservative that has helped all people?

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The United States of America, you fucking moron.

 

[bripat9643]

It is absolutely impossible for conservative reactionaries to convincingly act like a liberal, on the other hand, they are easy to imitate, just be a callous dickhead.

If you want to behave exactly like a liberal, just take a knife and slice across your frontal lobes.

 

[Liberty]

That is more analogous to a rightwing nut arguing against same sex marriage.

lol, you can't even crawl out of your own rightwing nut skin when you try.

l dont care of gay people get hitched, just keep the federal government out of it.

Damn straight, right there with you. It's not Repubs vs Dems, it's Statism vs Liberty.

exactly

 

[occupied]

It is absolutely impossible for conservative reactionaries to convincingly act like a liberal, on the other hand, they are easy to imitate, just be a callous dickhead.

If you want to behave exactly like a liberal, just take a knife and slice across your frontal lobes.

Being a callous dickhead does indeed include cursing, personal attacks and violent imagery, thanks for demonstrating.

 

[frazzledgear]

/beginLiberalism

I am against swimming. It's gross, unhealthy, and unnatural. If humans were meant to swim, whether in pools, oceans, or lakes, we would have fins.

Swimming goes against my personal, abstract beliefs. Therefore, I will stop at nothing until swimming is banned for everyone. I also believe the government should stay out of our lives and that we own our own body--unless there is something I don't like, in which case I want tyranny of the majority to push for government force to make it illegal. I'm better than you if you think otherwise.

/end being a liberal

You know, I've never heard a "liberal" say anything like that.

But it certainly looks like the standard conservative opinion on gay marriage.

Are you kidding? The major difference between lib and conservative is the lib is never satisfied with just not doing, eating or drinking something himself etc.- he believes he is justified in using the justice system in order to ram unwanted laws down the throats of the majority in order to force them to also stop doing, eating, drinking etc. that same thing. The only "freedom" they support is the "freedom" to commit just about any social immorality while increasingly insisting everyone else must foot the bill so they can engage in it! Liberals live for power, convinced they have an inherent right to force others to live the same way as they do as the only correct way of life. They have zero tolerance for political dissent while pretending tolerance means tolerating & promoting any social ill and superficial differences like skin color. Without tolerance for political dissent and respect for those who discourage social immorality-there is no tolerance at all. Got that? Without tolerance for political dissent there is no tolerance! In reality conservatives are far more tolerant-no conservative is going to call for your murder just because you support gay marriage as happened by the dozens when Bristol Palin expressed her DISSENT with Obama's opinion. The left believes only their opinions must be respected-anyone who holds different opinions mustn't just be silenced, they must be PERSONALLY destroyed for it. It is why re-education camps, gulags and political prisoners are all leftwing inventions. The left supports tearing down the pillars of a stable society as part of their own written game plan -not my words-it's their own. The left believes an unstable society makes it easier to empower themselves and how to do that is not a hidden secret! It has been discussed over and over in leftwing extremist writings. Choosing to be ignorant of that doesn't make it go away.

Exactly WHEN did defending THE single most stabilizing force for society AS IS and has been for thousands of years, the same institution we all grew up with -become "hate"? The burden is on those who want to fuck with that to prove there will be no unwanted and unintended consequences for society -not those who don't want it changed. And you can't do it because there are serious unwanted consequences and the people who will pay the price for it will suffer far more than the tiny minority who can't call their relationship "marriage". Same sex partnership is NOT the only consensual adult relationship not recognized as a marriage. There are legitimate, valid and serious reasons in western societies marriage evolved over thousands of years to exclude all other adult consensual relationships except one. Leave it to the incredibly arrogant, self centered and selfish left to insist they know better than billions of our predecessors they have never had any respect for anyway -and no problem if a tiny minority intends to trash it with zero concern for the real consequences they intend to see wrought on society at all costs.

 

[Chris]

What did Liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and hence lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended racial segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act. Liberals passed the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicaire. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act. *Liberals passed the Clean Water Act. And what did CONSERVATIVES do? They OPPOSED Liberals on EVERY ONE of those things, EVERY ONE. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal', as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, IT WON'T WORK, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor."

Lawrence O'Donnell Jr.

 

[Buford]

What did Liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and hence lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended racial segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act. Liberals passed the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicaire. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act. *Liberals passed the Clean Water Act. And what did CONSERVATIVES do? They OPPOSED Liberals on EVERY ONE of those things, EVERY ONE. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal', as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, IT WON'T WORK, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor."

Lawrence O'Donnell Jr.

Did you know that Lawrence O'Donnell Jr. is an admitted socialist who writes Hollywood TV scripts?

 

[Liberty]

What did Liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and hence lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended racial segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act. Liberals passed the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicaire. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act. *Liberals passed the Clean Water Act. And what did CONSERVATIVES do? They OPPOSED Liberals on EVERY ONE of those things, EVERY ONE. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal', as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, IT WON'T WORK, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor."

Lawrence O'Donnell Jr.

where in the constitution are any of those acts authorized? An amendment is one thing, passing laws willy nilly is completely different.