If the Russians made you vote for Trump, post your story in this thread.

[WelfareQueen]

Russia told me Hillary was an evil corrupt bitch.

 

[Sunni Man]

Komrades I have confess to make.
I part of people make Amerkins vote for glorious Trump.
I get paid many rubles to do this thing internet.
We do it repeat in few months for komrade Trump to be top man again.

 

[petro]

The hag Clinton convinced me to vote Trump.
Really didn't realize she was Russian.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Komrades I have confess to make.
I part of people make Amerkins vote for glorious Trump.
I get paid many rubles to do this thing internet.
We do it repeat in few months for komrade Trump to be top man again.

I imagined Yakov Smirnoff speaking when I read that.



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[odanny]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

How would you know? You're too stupid to recognize who influences you.

 

[WEATHER53]

I left my house and then was back at my house and really tired. In between is a blank

 

[Moonglow]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

It sounds as ridiculous as Trump saying that social media controls the election or voter fraud

 

[Billy000]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

Well it’s good you at least acknowledge Russia is trying to influence the election. And trust me, I don’t doubt your blind, cultist worship of Trump. It would be there with or without the Russians. That’s what happens when you can’t think for yourself.

 

[keepitreal]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

I voted for Trump because the Russian's placed a Facebook ad I didn't see
on a Facebook account I don't have because thats what I was told

Russian Collusion

Migrant caravans are welcome here

Burisma, Ukraine, Quid Pro Joe

Epstein hung himself

Quid Pro Quo > bribery > abuse of power> obstruction of Congress

Matter of Nation security > wait a month > Wuhan what

Travel bans are racist > China is our friend

Impeachment is forever

Stop picking on Iran

novel coronavirus
Covid-19
SARS Cov 2
whatever...I have it because of Trump

Stop picking on China

Masks aren't necessary, wash your hands per WHO

Shut the country down per experts >
Unemployment at an all time high > Trump destroyed Obama's economy

Social distancing and masks > no weddings, being with dying loved ones,
graduations, birthday parties, funerals, prom, NO GATHERINGS >
exceptions, protestors and looters

I'm sorry I'm white

I'm a racist

I'm privileged

BLM

Police are bad

Orange Man Bad > gonna steal election > won't leave WH

2nd and 3rd waves anticipated, renewed lock downs being considered

MOTHER FUCKERS, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO...WE KNOW HOW TO CODE

The BIGGEST mistake in allowing looters free access for days
and allowing protesters to make this about something it's not,
after bringing a booming economy to its knees and enacting draconian measures
is that it proves THERE IS POWER IN NUMBERS and a Revolution can be won

The next mass uprising is gonna be a Revolution not fucking protests and looting
People are not gonna be looting stores, they'll be storming government buildings
and shutting down propaganda machines
People are not gonna be taking shoes, they'll be taking lives
People are not gonna be demanding change, they are gonna take charge

Having an agenda and being on a mission are 2 different things
Jumping on the bandwagon and willing to die are 2 different things

 

[ColonelAngus]

If an ad on Facebook changed your core principles and ideology, you might be a liberal.

 

[Cellblock2429]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

/——-/ It was something they put in my Russian dressing.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

"I had 30 "I'm with Hillary signs on my front yard. Then one day I was on The Facebook and I saw an ad and then when I went to vote, not only did I go to the polling place and vote Trump, but I filled in a mail in vote for Trump as well! WTF is wrong with me?" StarkJakey

 

[okfine]

I voted for Trump when I knew he would be doing a rally in Michigan. He even came to my work (at the time) for a few cheeseburgers, Big Macs and fries!



After he just got done with his rally,

You manage a McDonalds?

That was the day he graduated to fries.

 

[Cellblock2429]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

Well it’s good you at least acknowledge Russia is trying to influence the election. And trust me, I don’t doubt your blind, cultist worship of Trump. It would be there with or without the Russians. That’s what happens when you can’t think for yourself.

/——-/ “ That’s what happens when you can’t think for yourself.”
Anyone who doesn’t agree with you can’t think for themselves.

 

[Justin Richardson]

That was the day he graduated to fries.

I was just a fill in...and I was working on the grill.

 

[anynameyouwish]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

i'll tell you my experience.

… Excuse me. I get choked up when I talk about this…

I was on Facebook. And I started seeing all these stories. They were stories about Hillary Clinton being a mean bitch. There were stories from different people about her being corrupt and trying to sell out the US to globalists and destroy our sovereignty.

All these fake stories made me think that Hillary Clinton was the devil.

It was then that I decided, against my own free will, that I would not pull the lever for the beast that is Hillary Clinton.

Because I have no desire to "feel the Johnson" I was left with only Trump to vote for.

Those goddamn Russians fucked me over.

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so even though there was no evidence to any of those claims

even though she had been investigated a ZILLION times by CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS who kept coming back and saying....."we don't have anything on her...."

you chose to vote for a REAL criminal who BRAGS about his crimes, BRAGS about grabbing pussy, and LOVES brutal dictators!

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

i'll tell you my experience.

… Excuse me. I get choked up when I talk about this…

I was on Facebook. And I started seeing all these stories. They were stories about Hillary Clinton being a mean bitch. There were stories from different people about her being corrupt and trying to sell out the US to globalists and destroy our sovereignty.

All these fake stories made me think that Hillary Clinton was the devil.

It was then that I decided, against my own free will, that I would not pull the lever for the beast that is Hillary Clinton.

Because I have no desire to "feel the Johnson" I was left with only Trump to vote for.

Those goddamn Russians fucked me over.

.

so even though there was no evidence to any of those claims

even though she had been investigated a ZILLION times by CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS who kept coming back and saying....."we don't have anything on her...."

you chose to vote for a REAL criminal who BRAGS about his crimes, BRAGS about grabbing pussy, and LOVES brutal dictators!

so even though there was no evidence to any of those claims

Poor Hillary, not a corrupt bone in her body, eh?
All a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.
She should have stuck to cattle futures, she'd be richer than Warren Buffett.

 

[WelfareQueen]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

i'll tell you my experience.

… Excuse me. I get choked up when I talk about this…

I was on Facebook. And I started seeing all these stories. They were stories about Hillary Clinton being a mean bitch. There were stories from different people about her being corrupt and trying to sell out the US to globalists and destroy our sovereignty.

All these fake stories made me think that Hillary Clinton was the devil.

It was then that I decided, against my own free will, that I would not pull the lever for the beast that is Hillary Clinton.

Because I have no desire to "feel the Johnson" I was left with only Trump to vote for.

Those goddamn Russians fucked me over.

.

so even though there was no evidence to any of those claims

even though she had been investigated a ZILLION times by CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS who kept coming back and saying....."we don't have anything on her...."

you chose to vote for a REAL criminal who BRAGS about his crimes, BRAGS about grabbing pussy, and LOVES brutal dictators!

What a fricking drama queen.......

 

[Billy000]

Russia told me Hillary was an evil corrupt bitch.

Well still absolutely no one cares you don’t like Hillary.

 

[anynameyouwish]

I voted for Trump without seeing a Russian Facebook ad.

Who was influenced to vote for Trump by a Russian Facebook ad?

i'll tell you my experience.

… Excuse me. I get choked up when I talk about this…

I was on Facebook. And I started seeing all these stories. They were stories about Hillary Clinton being a mean bitch. There were stories from different people about her being corrupt and trying to sell out the US to globalists and destroy our sovereignty.

All these fake stories made me think that Hillary Clinton was the devil.

It was then that I decided, against my own free will, that I would not pull the lever for the beast that is Hillary Clinton.

Because I have no desire to "feel the Johnson" I was left with only Trump to vote for.

Those goddamn Russians fucked me over.

.

so even though there was no evidence to any of those claims

even though she had been investigated a ZILLION times by CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS who kept coming back and saying....."we don't have anything on her...."

you chose to vote for a REAL criminal who BRAGS about his crimes, BRAGS about grabbing pussy, and LOVES brutal dictators!

What a fricking drama queen.......

YOU are a piece of shit