I saw a black bear!

[AllieBaba]

And who the dumbfuck would take a picture like that? Look at that thing's nose...would anyhone in their right mind be in the water with that thing?

 

[Samson]

I wouldn't want to wake up looking at that face.

Yeah. well then maybe you can sympathise: I wouldn't want to wake up looking at a Beaver.

 

[ReallyOrnery]

I was driving to pick up my friend, and before they could close the road I saw the bear on the side of the road sleeping in a tree!
By the time I headed back home, the only road somewhat heading back to my house was closed due to the bear.

Black bear shot out of tree near Spokane neighborhood | KREM 2 News | KREM.com | When it Matters Most | Local News[/QUOT]

Luissa:

We've got so many black bears in northwest Arkansas that they've form their own chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Bears.

RO

 

[AllieBaba]

I wouldn't want to wake up looking at that face.

Yeah. well then maybe you can sympathise: I wouldn't want to wake up looking at a Beaver.

I think that's unlikely to happen in this life, Samson, so you may rest easy.