I just got back from buying tetanus immunizations.

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    I got gas, drove the 20 miles, got feed and tetanus boosters, chatted with the guys at the feed store, drove back, went to the cafe where I sat with the kids' babysitter who was there and visited with people...came home, brushed my teeth and looked at the mirror...

    WTF? There's a 6-inch piece of fucking DUCT TAPE in my hair. Where the hell did it come from? I don't know. How long was it there? No clue.
     
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    That tells you one of two things...

    1) You always look messy and ratty.

    2) Nobody pays any attention to you.
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    maybe the duck tape was stalking you. LMAO
     
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    Maybe she's just a bit of a ditz and she has lots of hair? :lol:

    I mean, those are two tough choices. Her friend killed himself last night, so I bet everyone was a bit distracted and it was just a spastic moment that went unnoticed right before she got back into the car.

    Six inches, though? :lol: Allie are you okay?
     
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    That's a false dichotomy; both could be true
     
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    I put it there, clueless.
    I was aiming for your butt with a KICK ME! sign and you turned and bent down to pick up a Raisinette that you had dropped on the floor.
     
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    You can fix anything with duct tape. Maybe somebody "fixed" you. Feel any different? You're a conservative now.:lol:
     
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    Those who identify as 'conservatives' are generally the most ignorant, uneducated, racist buffoons I've ever had the displeasure of speaking with.
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    Okay, that's pretty funny.
     
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    No... you don't go around the board talking your shit to people... :eusa_hand:

    God... why don't you for once keep your trashy disposition to yourself?
     
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