I have a paranormal gift

I'm not sure you could call it a paranormal gift, but every time I get in the shower, or take a crap, the phone rings.
 
I've been touched by the Divine. When I walk in the coffee shop, my right-wing friends all say, "Jesus!"
 
I see dead people.


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