I broke...

[Dis]

...my god damned foot.

 

[uscitizen]

Damn! so sorry.
who did you kick?

 

[ConHog]

In Madeline's ass?

 

[Dis]

Damn! so sorry.
who did you kick?

Nobody. If only life were that fun.. I was hanging something above my head in my front yard for Halloween, stepped back, and nailed the edge of the driveway.

 

[Sherry]

Can I sign your cast??

 

[PixieStix]

...my god damned foot.

Oh geez, Dis, that really sucks

 

[ConHog]

oh, you were being serious. Sorry to hear about that, hope your foot is okay.

 

[uscitizen]

Damn! so sorry.
who did you kick?

Nobody. If only life were that fun.. I was hanging something above my head in my front yard for Halloween, stepped back, and nailed the edge of the driveway.

God got you for messing with evil spirits, witchcraft, etc?

 

[syrenn]

Damn! that SUCKS! Sorry, i hope it feel better soon.

 

[Big Black Dog]

That figures. I was going to ask you to go to the dance this weekend!!! You could have just said you didn't want to go. No need to break your foot. Sorry.

 

[Dis]

Damn! so sorry.
who did you kick?

Nobody. If only life were that fun.. I was hanging something above my head in my front yard for Halloween, stepped back, and nailed the edge of the driveway.

God got you for messing with evil spirits, witchcraft, etc?

I just wanted the damn skeleton hung from the noose in the damned tree.

 

[Dis]

That figures. I was going to ask you to go to the dance this weekend!!! You could have just said you didn't want to go. No need to break your foot. Sorry.

Does Mrs. Dog know you're trying to step out on her? Tsktsk! I bet she wanted to go to that dance, too.

 

[uscitizen]

How bad? Cast or just soft brace?

 

[uscitizen]

Black dogs can dance?

 

[Trajan]

Damn! so sorry.
who did you kick?

Nobody. If only life were that fun.. I was hanging something above my head in my front yard for Halloween, stepped back, and nailed the edge of the driveway.

been there done that, or that is very close, carrying something heavy upstairs....sorry...

 

[Dis]

How bad? Cast or just soft brace?

Funky boot thing. Minor fracture. I'm just a big baby who doesn't like to be inconvenienced or slowed down in any way.

 

[Dis]

Black dogs can dance?

He thinks 4 feet gives him an advantage.

 

[del]

How bad? Cast or just soft brace?

Funky boot thing. Minor fracture. I'm just a big baby who doesn't like to be inconvenienced or slowed down in any way.

i'm sporting one of these...

but it's an upgrade from this...

at least i can bend the damn thing now. how long you gonna be stuck in the boot?

 

[random3434]

Sorry to hear about your foot.



































Can I have your slippers now?

 

[Dis]

How bad? Cast or just soft brace?

Funky boot thing. Minor fracture. I'm just a big baby who doesn't like to be inconvenienced or slowed down in any way.

i'm sporting one of these...

but it's an upgrade from this...

at least i can bend the damn thing now. how long you gonna be stuck in the boot?

Til it accidently comes off in someones ass?