How Do You Spend Your Time?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Adam's Apple, Feb 8, 2008.

  1. Adam's Apple

    Adam's Apple Senior Member

    Apr 25, 2004
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    Here’s a question that every retired person gets: What do you do with all that time, now that you are retired?

    The other day while downtown I went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?”

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a “doughnut- eating Gestapo.”

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in '08.” I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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