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[Mr. H.]

Was on a first date a few years back when I got attacked by a gang of random, hostile but for some reason, grinning, sharts.

They bit me, thus making me a part of their gang, and here I am.

Look out: You never know when we'll show up to surprise you.

(But not eating beans greatly lessens your odds of meeting us. Just sayin'.)

shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

 

[Pop23]

Was on a first date a few years back when I got attacked by a gang of random, hostile but for some reason, grinning, sharts.

They bit me, thus making me a part of their gang, and here I am.

Look out: You never know when we'll show up to surprise you.

(But not eating beans greatly lessens your odds of meeting us. Just sayin'.)

shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

Then ad attack. Ouch