Don't garden in the house unless you have astroturf.I'm building a house and I want to learn all about this whole gardening thing.
What do I need to know?
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Don't garden in the house unless you have astroturf.I'm building a house and I want to learn all about this whole gardening thing.
What do I need to know?
Do it like they do in Bella Vista, Arkanslaw, a retirement community, the old fucks have gravel for a yard.The FZ is a great place to learn all about weed, but my HOA doesn't allow it.
And it's 30-fucking-grand for landscaping.
So if I'm going to lay out that much cash, I want to do it in the most pretentious way possible!
It's simple.Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
Hire a Mexican.I'm building a house and I want to learn all about this whole gardening thing.
What do I need to know?
Well shit I see I will have to move my grow lab.Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
Start with an indoor garden ...
Which should help pay for the massive cost of professional landscaping.
I did that once.Hire a Mexican.I'm building a house and I want to learn all about this whole gardening thing.
What do I need to know?
Well shit I see I will have to move my grow lab.Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
Start with an indoor garden ...
Which should help pay for the massive cost of professional landscaping.
You could just put up a tent.Well shit I see I will have to move my grow lab.Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
Start with an indoor garden ...
Which should help pay for the massive cost of professional landscaping.
“The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.” ~ Eugene McCarthyWell shit I see I will have to move my grow lab.Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
Start with an indoor garden ...
Which should help pay for the massive cost of professional landscaping.
Just to let you know ... we already know where the crop houses are. There is currently a backlog of more than a dozen search warrants waiting to be served on known crop houses in my city. They'll get to yours soon, be patient.
Another tip buy a pressure washer and a good 100 ft hose or two and extension cords. You don't need to spend a ton there are basic electric ones for around $100 or so that are good enough if you aren't using them commercially. They are lightweight and very easy to use. Use it to clean siding, walkways, outdoor furniture, driveways, grills, etc. Your place will look sparkly clean and new. You can wash your vehicles with it too.
I have a high powered gas one yet use a cheap hypertough 1500 electric from walmart more around the house because it is light and so easy to use and just powerful enough to do a good enough job. Takes longer though. Here is a different electric than mine performs about the same:
American citizens only...20+ years.I did that once.Hire a Mexican.I'm building a house and I want to learn all about this whole gardening thing.
What do I need to know?
It didn't work.
Another tip buy a pressure washer and a good 100 ft hose or two and extension cords. You don't need to spend a ton there are basic electric ones for around $100 or so that are good enough if you aren't using them commercially. They are lightweight and very easy to use. Use it to clean siding, walkways, outdoor furniture, driveways, grills, etc. Your place will look sparkly clean and new. You can wash your vehicles with it too.
I have a high powered gas one yet use a cheap hypertough 1500 electric from walmart more around the house because it is light and so easy to use and just powerful enough to do a good enough job. Takes longer though. Here is a different electric than mine performs about the same:
Pfft...I have one of those. It eats electricity faster than a wolf can eat a hamster. I was using it when the wife turned on her hair dryer, and the power drain blew every fuse in the house.
Go with gasoline...it is cheaper than electricity.
“The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.” ~ Eugene McCarthyWell shit I see I will have to move my grow lab.Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
Start with an indoor garden ...
Which should help pay for the massive cost of professional landscaping.
Just to let you know ... we already know where the crop houses are. There is currently a backlog of more than a dozen search warrants waiting to be served on known crop houses in my city. They'll get to yours soon, be patient.
Plant your garden on the SOUTH side of your home where it will get sun all day long not in the shade on the north, east, or west.I'm building a house and I want to learn all about this whole gardening thing.
What do I need to know?
Well he can always just grow outdoors in a cornfield like they used to do in the olden days.Well shit I see I will have to move my grow lab.Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."
What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
Start with an indoor garden ...
Which should help pay for the massive cost of professional landscaping.
Just to let you know ... we already know where the crop houses are. There is currently a backlog of more than a dozen search warrants waiting to be served on known crop houses in my city. They'll get to yours soon, be patient.