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    I'm building a house and I want to learn all about this whole gardening thing.

    What do I need to know?
     
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    Anyone?
     
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    Dirt, when watered, becomes mud.

    Good luck!
     
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    The roots go in the soil.
     
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    Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."

    What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?
     
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    Start with an indoor garden ...

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    Which should help pay for the massive cost of professional landscaping.
     
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    The FZ is a great place to learn all about weed, but my HOA doesn't allow it.

    And it's 30-fucking-grand for landscaping.

    So if I'm going to lay out that much cash, I want to do it in the most pretentious way possible!
     
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    I would have recommended a Toro...but you asked...

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    I was thinking Mexicans.

    Do you think I could hire DarkFury? He's half-beaner. I doubt he'd do a good job, though.
     
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