Here I Am, Like It Or Not

[Meister]

I think this guy will fit in nicely around here.

Welcome

 

[eots]

mikek:

There isn't anything interesting (exciting?) about either event.

I got tired of seeing the us army become an extension of the welfare system for unwed & pregnant women, as well as for males who should have otherwise spent their entire lives
occupying prison cells.

The calif. Dept. Of corrections retired me because of a serious physical injury i sustained to my neck while responding to an alarm at the facility where i worked in california.

As i said, there is nothing interesting about either event.

Ro

I thought servicemen and woman were all brave and true, sacrificing for their country.. Interesting..

eots:

I was pure mercenary in the army and the Calif. Dept. of Corrections (CDC). Yeah, if I was killed, the insurance would take care of my family. But as long as I lived, my pay cheque would do the same thing.

Brave and true? Yes, most definitely. But sacrificing for my nation or state --> ROTFLMRO! I'm a realist. I put my life on the line for money. I had to feed myself and my familty; it was as simple as that.

I lost my idealism when I first enlisted in the army in 1967. As a pad chief for battle field tactical nuclear missiles (Pershings), I quickly learned that the "for God and Country" nonsense was just that --> Male Bovine Feces (MBF)! Everybody was in it for the money.

Was I willing to die for principle? Sure, as long as my wife and child got the benefits of my insurance premiums; otherwise, I would have been a prison guard (oops, I was).

I am 62 years of age and I have never met man or woman who were not mercenaries, irrespective of their rationalizations for risking their lives. They, we -- I, did it for the money.

Does that shock you? Welcome to reality.

RO

No it does not shock me in the least

 

[Smartmouthwoman]

Hi, Y'all ~

ReallyOrnery is my nickname and I try to live up to it . Having spent ten years in the US Army, eight years as staff with the Calif. Dept. of Corrections and a couple of years working private security, I tend to view life issues as either right or wrong -- with very few shades of gray in between.

Politically, I am a serious conservative -- but never confuse me with a Republican; those boys and girls are too wishywashy for me. I hold the US Constitution as the Law of The Land as it was written and intended by the Founding Fathers of this great nation. If the congress passes any so-called law that violates that document, it is considered null and void and I do my best to violate it at every opportunity.

On social matters, I have been called a racist because I don't buy into alll the nonsense about equality of race and gender. For instance, if a Black man refuses to work, I say let him starve; the same goes for a Red, Yellow, Brown and, in a few cases, a White man. A woman's place is in the home taking care of her husband and children. Illegal aliens should be branded and repatrioted the first time they are caught; shot and buried the second time.

It is my hope that we can be friends and discuss relevant issues as adults. I will do my best to respect your opinions -- no matter how childish or asinine they may be. However, if there should arise any disagreement between what you think and what I know to be right and proper, God is on my side, which makes you wrong from the git-go.

Lastly, and this is important, so pay attention: I can throw male bovine feces father than anyone I have ever known -- which includes this message.

RO

Finally! A man who won't cry if I yell at him!!

J/K, RO... welcome to the forum. I'm a newbie myself... having signed up last year, then got distracted and never came back.

I'm back now. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Based on your intro, doubt if we'll find much to disagree about.

 

[asaratis]

Hi, Y'all ~

ReallyOrnery is my nickname and I try to live up to it . Having spent ten years in the US Army, eight years as staff with the Calif. Dept. of Corrections and a couple of years working private security, I tend to view life issues as either right or wrong -- with very few shades of gray in between.

Politically, I am a serious conservative -- but never confuse me with a Republican; those boys and girls are too wishywashy for me. I hold the US Constitution as the Law of The Land as it was written and intended by the Founding Fathers of this great nation. If the congress passes any so-called law that violates that document, it is considered null and void and I do my best to violate it at every opportunity.

On social matters, I have been called a racist because I don't buy into alll the nonsense about equality of race and gender. For instance, if a Black man refuses to work, I say let him starve; the same goes for a Red, Yellow, Brown and, in a few cases, a White man. A woman's place is in the home taking care of her husband and children. Illegal aliens should be branded and repatrioted the first time they are caught; shot and buried the second time.

It is my hope that we can be friends and discuss relevant issues as adults. I will do my best to respect your opinions -- no matter how childish or asinine they may be. However, if there should arise any disagreement between what you think and what I know to be right and proper, God is on my side, which makes you wrong from the git-go.

Lastly, and this is important, so pay attention: I can throw male bovine feces father than anyone I have ever known -- which includes this message.

RO

It's not surprising that you can throw Bullshit "father" then anyone you've ever known....because you're most likely full of it. Lot's of practice.

mudwhistle:

Aw, yes, I've had "lot's" (sic) of practice slinging "Bullshit" (sic) at a greater distance than anyone I've ever known.... (sic) because, indeed, I've had my fill of it from tin-plated mudwhistles just like you! Still, thanks for the greeting.

RO

I've never been able to throw very fa.

...and my father taught me not to even pick up shit, much less throw it.

[...]

Having spent ten years in the US Army, eight years as staff with the Calif. Dept. of Corrections and a couple of years working private security[...]

Staying in the Army for ten years implies an early intention to retire on 20. Is there an interesting reason for the about face?

Only eight years with California Correction? Anything interesting to tell about that?

Mikek:

There isn't anything interesting (exciting?) about either event.

I got tired of seeing the US Army become an extension of the welfare system for unwed & pregnant women, as well as for males who should have otherwise spent their entire lives
occupying prison cells.

The Calif. Dept. of Corrections retired me because of a serious physical injury I sustained to my neck while responding to an alarm at the facility where I worked in California.

As I said, there is nothing interesting about either event.

ro

Your opinion of the army says much about you ability to understand what the fuck is going on.

You'll have to get out and fire some really big guns to impress me. I'm guessing you spent a long time as PFC.

Go fuck yourself.

Welcome to USMB.

 

[ReallyOrnery]

eots:

I've never been on wefare, and sluts and criminals don't deserve it.

RO

I got tired of seeing the us army become an extension of the welfare system for unwed & pregnant women, as well as for males who should have otherwise spent their entire lives occupying prison cells.

I never found anything about the US Army or the Calif. Dept. of Corrections institutionalizing; indeed, I spent most of my time lampooning both every chance I got, which was often.

It seems to me someone who gets his pay from tax dollars and is lampooning
most of the time might be one of those extensions of the welfare system ..thats all..so did you receive welfare...I mean compensation or disability for this work injury ?

eots:

One of my specialities in the military was a 71Q (Information Specialist); i.e., journalist. It was my job to inform and entertain the troops via the written media, which I did rather well. Making fun of the US Army in a weekly trivia column I wrote gained me an medal, a personal thank you from a two-star general and a readership that stretched from the Orient to Europe. I would say the taxpayers got their moneys worth.

In the Cal. Dept. of Corrections (CDC), I also functioned as a Chief Job Steward for the Calif. Correctional Peace Officer Association. In that capacity, I represented officers at adverse action hearings in which they were accused of wrong doing. Of the several hundred cases that I handled, I lost only one, which accounts for my nickname, "Perry Mason," among staff. Since it cost Calif. taxpayers nearly $100,000 to train each officer, I would say the taxpayers got their moneys worth.

What my injury got me was a forced retirement. However, since I paid for half of it, and the taxpayers the other half, and all of it was invested through CalPers until the day I stopped working for the CDC, I would say the taxpayers got their moneys worth.

What you are failing to grasp, slick, is the cold & hard fact that, whether as a soldier or as a Correctional Officer, I did the job(s) that runny-nose runts like you were too frightened to do.

I was in Germany nursing tactical battlefield nuclear missiles while your mamma and poppa were thinking about breeding your worthless butt. I was up to my nose in swamps in Vietnam while the VC did their best to put me in my grave. I was with the 2nd Infantry in Korea on the DMZ while North Korean infiltrators threw hand grenades at our position.

While you were sucking teat for nourishment, I was confronting rioting inmates at one of the most notorious prisons in the US. While you and your sister were comparing genitalia, I was hunting escaped murderers who killed people just like you.

So give the "welfare" BS a break, listen for that 'pop' as you pull your head out of your arse and, oh golly, grow up. I earned every penny that I was paid for risking my life for schmucks just like you.

RO

 

[ReallyOrnery]

Hi, Y'all ~

ReallyOrnery is my nickname and I try to live up to it . Having spent ten years in the US Army, eight years as staff with the Calif. Dept. of Corrections and a couple of years working private security, I tend to view life issues as either right or wrong -- with very few shades of gray in between.

Politically, I am a serious conservative -- but never confuse me with a Republican; those boys and girls are too wishywashy for me. I hold the US Constitution as the Law of The Land as it was written and intended by the Founding Fathers of this great nation. If the congress passes any so-called law that violates that document, it is considered null and void and I do my best to violate it at every opportunity.

On social matters, I have been called a racist because I don't buy into alll the nonsense about equality of race and gender. For instance, if a Black man refuses to work, I say let him starve; the same goes for a Red, Yellow, Brown and, in a few cases, a White man. A woman's place is in the home taking care of her husband and children. Illegal aliens should be branded and repatrioted the first time they are caught; shot and buried the second time.

It is my hope that we can be friends and discuss relevant issues as adults. I will do my best to respect your opinions -- no matter how childish or asinine they may be. However, if there should arise any disagreement between what you think and what I know to be right and proper, God is on my side, which makes you wrong from the git-go.

Lastly, and this is important, so pay attention: I can throw male bovine feces father than anyone I have ever known -- which includes this message.

RO

Finally! A man who won't cry if I yell at him!!

J/K, RO... welcome to the forum. I'm a newbie myself... having signed up last year, then got distracted and never came back.

I'm back now. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Based on your intro, doubt if we'll find much to disagree about.

Smartmouthwoman:

It's good to hear from another realist. Yell at me all you want. I love it when a woman agrees with me. Believe it or not, I have discovered that a lot of women don't fall for the false promises of feminism. However, don't take me wrong, I believe that if women do the job that I do, then they deserve the same pay and benefits that any man gets for that same job. Nevertheless, I also believe that a woman who stays at home and takes care of her man is the backbone of the nation.

Thanks for the welcome.

RO

 

[ReallyOrnery]

Welcome and fuck you all to hell, ReallyOrnery.

Madeline:

You and others of your ilk can indeed serve in the House, Senate and Oval Office, performing the same services as those provided by Monica Lewinsky.

As for the "fuck you...," I don't breed outside my species; indeed, I'm not into zoophilia.

RO

You sound like Stokely Carmichael. Go figure.

Barb:

You sound like you're from my generation. However, I have zero in common with Kwame Ture, or any other black agitators of the 1960s. In fact, if they didn't like how the US treated blacks, maybe they should have stayed in Africa where blacks ate other blacks; know what I mean?

RO

 

[eots]

I never found anything about the US Army or the Calif. Dept. of Corrections institutionalizing; indeed, I spent most of my time lampooning both every chance I got, which was often.

It seems to me someone who gets his pay from tax dollars and is lampooning
most of the time might be one of those extensions of the welfare system ..thats all..so did you receive welfare...I mean compensation or disability for this work injury ?

One of my specialities in the military was a 71Q (Information Specialist); i.e., journalist. It was my job to inform and entertain the troops via the written media, which I did rather well. Making fun of the US Army in a weekly trivia column I wrote gained me an medal, a personal thank you from a two-star general and a readership that stretched from the Orient to Europe. I would say the taxpayers got their moneys worth.

Wow..nothing like a monopoly and a captive audience is all I can say..if this script you're writing here is any example of your literary talents

In the Cal. Dept. of Corrections (CDC), I also functioned as a Chief Job Steward for the Calif. Correctional Peace Officer Association. In that capacity, I represented officers at adverse action hearings in which they were accused of wrong doing. Of the several hundred cases that I handled, I lost only one, which accounts for my nickname, "Perry Mason," among staff. Since it cost Calif. taxpayers nearly $100,000 to train each officer, I would say the taxpayers got their moneys worth.

These men accused of "wrong doing" had no legal counsel in a "case" other than some ex-army rodeo clown/entertainer ??

What my injury got me was a forced retirement. However, since I paid for half of it, and the taxpayers the other half, and all of it was invested through CalPers until the day I stopped working for the CDC, I would say the taxpayers got their moneys worth.

What you are failing to grasp, slick, is the cold & hard fact that, whether as a soldier or as a Correctional Officer, I did the job(s) that runny-nose runts like you were too frightened to do.

No because you have no clue what I have done and by your own account you had little respect for these instutions you where involved and spent your time lampooning..( in between nursing nuclear weapons and tracking down murders)

I was in Germany nursing tactical battlefield nuclear missiles while your mamma and poppa were thinking about breeding your worthless butt. I was up to my nose in swamps in Vietnam while the VC did their best to put me in my grave. I was with the 2nd Infantry in Korea on the DMZ while North Korean infiltrators threw hand grenades at our position.

While you were sucking teat for nourishment, I was confronting rioting inmates at one of the most notorious prisons in the US. While you and your sister were comparing genitalia, I was hunting escaped murderers who killed people just like you

can you say... NEUBARTH..NEU-BAR-TH...LOL

So give the "welfare" BS a break, listen for that 'pop' as you pull your head out of your arse and, oh golly, grow up. I earned every penny that I was paid for risking my life for schmucks just like you.

well.. I just thought if it applied to all these slut unwed mothers you worked along side it could also apply to you being the recipient money and medals for lampooning and writing shite on the tax dollar and besides, I thought you said you did it all for the money?

 

[Barb]

Madeline:

You and others of your ilk can indeed serve in the House, Senate and Oval Office, performing the same services as those provided by Monica Lewinsky.

As for the "fuck you...," I don't breed outside my species; indeed, I'm not into zoophilia.

RO

You sound like Stokely Carmichael. Go figure.

Barb:

You sound like you're from my generation. However, I have zero in common with Kwame Ture, or any other black agitators of the 1960s. In fact, if they didn't like how the US treated blacks, maybe they should have stayed in Africa where blacks ate other blacks; know what I mean?

RO

Actually, I'm probably a good ten to twenty years younger. I researched the way women were treated during the civil rights movements. The comment about Stokely refered to his sexist attitude. Who'da thunk you's be a racist as well? Shocked I am.

 

[ReallyOrnery]

It's not surprising that you can throw Bullshit "father" then anyone you've ever known....because you're most likely full of it. Lot's of practice.

mudwhistle:

Aw, yes, I've had "lot's" (sic) of practice slinging "Bullshit" (sic) at a greater distance than anyone I've ever known.... (sic) because, indeed, I've had my fill of it from tin-plated mudwhistles just like you! Still, thanks for the greeting.

RO

I've never been able to throw very fa.

...and my father taught me not to even pick up shit, much less throw it.

Staying in the Army for ten years implies an early intention to retire on 20. Is there an interesting reason for the about face?

Only eight years with California Correction? Anything interesting to tell about that?

Mikek:

There isn't anything interesting (exciting?) about either event.

I got tired of seeing the US Army become an extension of the welfare system for unwed & pregnant women, as well as for males who should have otherwise spent their entire lives
occupying prison cells.

The Calif. Dept. of Corrections retired me because of a serious physical injury I sustained to my neck while responding to an alarm at the facility where I worked in California.

As I said, there is nothing interesting about either event.

ro

Your opinion of the army says much about you ability to understand what the fuck is going on.

You'll have to get out and fire some really big guns to impress me. I'm guessing you spent a long time as PFC.

Go fuck yourself.

Welcome to USMB.

asaratis:

Tactical battlefield nuclear weapons are some big guns. Thank God we never had to fire them.

My opinion of the US Army is the same today as it was when I was a PFC: A cluster phuck. Fortunately for me, I made the rank of NCO rather rapidly. I turned down a battlefield commision in RVN because I didn't want the ir-responsibility of lying to the troops.

I prefer to phuck your mouth than myself.

Thanks for the welcome.

RO

 

[asaratis]

mudwhistle:

Aw, yes, I've had "lot's" (sic) of practice slinging "Bullshit" (sic) at a greater distance than anyone I've ever known.... (sic) because, indeed, I've had my fill of it from tin-plated mudwhistles just like you! Still, thanks for the greeting.

RO

I've never been able to throw very fa.

...and my father taught me not to even pick up shit, much less throw it.

Mikek:

There isn't anything interesting (exciting?) about either event.

I got tired of seeing the US Army become an extension of the welfare system for unwed & pregnant women, as well as for males who should have otherwise spent their entire lives
occupying prison cells.

The Calif. Dept. of Corrections retired me because of a serious physical injury I sustained to my neck while responding to an alarm at the facility where I worked in California.

As I said, there is nothing interesting about either event.

ro

Your opinion of the army says much about you ability to understand what the fuck is going on.

You'll have to get out and fire some really big guns to impress me. I'm guessing you spent a long time as PFC.

Go fuck yourself.

Welcome to USMB.

asaratis:

Tactical battlefield nuclear weapons are some big guns. Thank God we never had to fire them.

My opinion of the US Army is the same today as it was when I was a PFC: A cluster phuck. Fortunately for me, I made the rank of NCO rather rapidly. I turned down a battlefield commision in RVN because I didn't want the ir-responsibility of lying to the troops.

I prefer to phuck your mouth than myself.

Thanks for the welcome.

RO

Somehow, I knew you were into men.


BTW, you can go ahead and spell out FUCK around here, you pussy!

 

[eots]

i've never been able to throw very fa.

...and my father taught me not to even pick up shit, much less throw it.

Your opinion of the army says much about you ability to understand what the fuck is going on.

You'll have to get out and fire some really big guns to impress me. I'm guessing you spent a long time as pfc.

Go fuck yourself.

Welcome to usmb.

asaratis:

Tactical battlefield nuclear weapons are some big guns. Thank god we never had to fire them.

My opinion of the us army is the same today as it was when i was a pfc: A cluster phuck. Fortunately for me, i made the rank of nco rather rapidly. I turned down a battlefield commision in rvn because i didn't want the ir-responsibility of lying to the troops.

I prefer to phuck your mouth than myself.

Thanks for the welcome.

Ro

somehow, i knew you were into men.


Btw, you can go ahead and spell out fuck around here, you pussy!

He is one of those latent homos thats thinks it makes a difference what end of the stick you are on... Probably due to his prison time

 

[Zona]

Hi, Y'all ~

ReallyOrnery is my nickname and I try to live up to it . Having spent ten years in the US Army, eight years as staff with the Calif. Dept. of Corrections and a couple of years working private security, I tend to view life issues as either right or wrong -- with very few shades of gray in between.

Politically, I am a serious conservative -- but never confuse me with a Republican; those boys and girls are too wishywashy for me. I hold the US Constitution as the Law of The Land as it was written and intended by the Founding Fathers of this great nation. If the congress passes any so-called law that violates that document, it is considered null and void and I do my best to violate it at every opportunity.

On social matters, I have been called a racist because I don't buy into alll the nonsense about equality of race and gender. For instance, if a Black man refuses to work, I say let him starve; the same goes for a Red, Yellow, Brown and, in a few cases, a White man. A woman's place is in the home taking care of her husband and children. Illegal aliens should be branded and repatrioted the first time they are caught; shot and buried the second time.

It is my hope that we can be friends and discuss relevant issues as adults. I will do my best to respect your opinions -- no matter how childish or asinine they may be. However, if there should arise any disagreement between what you think and what I know to be right and proper, God is on my side, which makes you wrong from the git-go.

Lastly, and this is important, so pay attention: I can throw male bovine feces father than anyone I have ever known -- which includes this message.

RO

Welcome aboard.













Fuck you.

 

[Zona]

[...]

Having spent ten years in the US Army, eight years as staff with the Calif. Dept. of Corrections and a couple of years working private security[...]

Staying in the Army for ten years implies an early intention to retire on 20. Is there an interesting reason for the about face?

Only eight years with California Correction? Anything interesting to tell about that?

I was thinking the same thing. At the 8 year mark, you are due for orders or you decide to get out. Typically, if you reup, your in for 12 and that is more than half way to retirement.

Why out at 10? Wha happend?

 

[Zona]

Madeline:

You and others of your ilk can indeed serve in the House, Senate and Oval Office, performing the same services as those provided by Monica Lewinsky.

As for the "fuck you...," I don't breed outside my species; indeed, I'm not into zoophilia.

RO

You sound like Stokely Carmichael. Go figure.

Barb:

You sound like you're from my generation. However, I have zero in common with Kwame Ture, or any other black agitators of the 1960s. In fact, if they didn't like how the US treated blacks, maybe they should have stayed in Africa where blacks ate other blacks; know what I mean?

RO

NO really.....fuck you.

The good thing is....this type is dying off. Thank God.

Oh and thank you for your service.

 

[MikeK]

mikek:

There isn't anything interesting (exciting?) about either event.

I got tired of seeing the us army become an extension of the welfare system for unwed & pregnant women, as well as for males who should have otherwise spent their entire lives
occupying prison cells.

The calif. Dept. Of corrections retired me because of a serious physical injury i sustained to my neck while responding to an alarm at the facility where i worked in california.

As i said, there is nothing interesting about either event.

Ro

I thought servicemen and woman were all brave and true, sacrificing for their country.. Interesting..

eots:

I was pure mercenary in the army and the Calif. Dept. of Corrections (CDC). Yeah, if I was killed, the insurance would take care of my family. But as long as I lived, my pay cheque would do the same thing.

Brave and true? Yes, most definitely. But sacrificing for my nation or state --> ROTFLMRO! I'm a realist. I put my life on the line for money. I had to feed myself and my familty; it was as simple as that.

I lost my idealism when I first enlisted in the army in 1967. As a pad chief for battle field tactical nuclear missiles (Pershings), I quickly learned that the "for God and Country" nonsense was just that --> Male Bovine Feces (MBF)! Everybody was in it for the money.

Was I willing to die for principle? Sure, as long as my wife and child got the benefits of my insurance premiums; otherwise, I would have been a prison guard (oops, I was).

I am 62 years of age and I have never met man or woman who were not mercenaries, irrespective of their rationalizations for risking their lives. They, we -- I, did it for the money.

Does that shock you? Welcome to reality.

RO

"It is surprising how many people are shocked by honesty, and how few by deceit." (Noel Coward )

"The true nationalist not only quietly approves of atrocities committed by his own side, he has a remarkable capacity for refusing to acknowledge them." (George Orwell)

"One who dares not offend cannot be honest." [Thomas Paine ]

"Whenever a people entrust the defense of their country to an army composed of mercenaries, the power of that country will remain under the direction of the wealthy." (A Framer, writing in the Independent Gazetteer - 1791)

"Truth has no manners. It does not respect persons. It wounds kings as deeply as commoners. It cuts down the high and affirms the lowness of the low. Just as truth respects no one, likewise there are few who respect the truth. But those who do are granted the honor of being despised by the ignorant and the false." [Guy de Montaigne]

"You will know you have spoken the truth when you are angrily denounced. You will know when you have spoken the truth and spoken it well when you are visited by the police." (Mark Twain)

"The reason men are silenced is not because they speak falsely but because they speak the truth. If men speak falsehoods their own words may be used against them. But if they speak the truth there is nothing that may be used against them except force." (Benjamin Franklin)

"Men who murder have lost their inhibitions for a moment. But men who speak the truth and do so freely have lost their inhibitions forever and are thus as dangerous to some in society as mad dogs." (Guy de Montaigne)

"Free Speech is often offensive speech." (Thomas Jefferson)

"It often takes a great deal of intelligence to see that which is right before our eyes." [ Edmond Duranty ]

 

[Colin]

Are you sure you weren't a bandsman in the military, ReallyOrnery? Just something about the way you blow your own trumpet.

Just sayin'. Anyway, welcome.

 

[Madeline]

It seems ReallyOrney might be a liar. The Korean War occurred between 1950 and 1953; if he is 62 today, RO was 5 years old in 1953.

Really Ornery wrote in part:

I was in Germany nursing tactical battlefield nuclear missiles while your mamma and poppa were thinking about breeding your worthless butt. I was up to my nose in swamps in Vietnam while the VC did their best to put me in my grave. I was with the 2nd Infantry in Korea on the DMZ while North Korean infiltrators threw hand grenades at our position.

Be nice to have this apparent discrepancy cleared up.

 

[Colin]

It seems ReallyOrney might be a liar. The Korean War occurred between 1950 and 1953; if he is 62 today, RO was 5 years old in 1953.

Really Ornery wrote in part:

I was in Germany nursing tactical battlefield nuclear missiles while your mamma and poppa were thinking about breeding your worthless butt. I was up to my nose in swamps in Vietnam while the VC did their best to put me in my grave. I was with the 2nd Infantry in Korea on the DMZ while North Korean infiltrators threw hand grenades at our position.

Be nice to have this apparent discrepancy cleared up.

I don't think he said he was in the Korean war. Just that he was stationed on the DMZ.

 

[DiveCon]

It seems ReallyOrney might be a liar. The Korean War occurred between 1950 and 1953; if he is 62 today, RO was 5 years old in 1953.

Really Ornery wrote in part:

I was in Germany nursing tactical battlefield nuclear missiles while your mamma and poppa were thinking about breeding your worthless butt. I was up to my nose in swamps in Vietnam while the VC did their best to put me in my grave. I was with the 2nd Infantry in Korea on the DMZ while North Korean infiltrators threw hand grenades at our position.

Be nice to have this apparent discrepancy cleared up.

he didnt say he was in the war