Harry potter and the half wit president

[soosie]

It's a story about how Harry and his crew from Hog Warts helps the half wit American president Barry Obama find a way to raise the taxes high enough to pay for all this shit without totally wrecking the economy.

Harry waves his little lite stick and the health care plan covers 20 million people and doesn't cost anything. Then Harry casts a spell on all the cars in the USA to make them get better gas mileage!

In the end a crack team of talking guinea pigs defeats the Taliban and kills Osama Bin Ladin by chewing off his magic beard!

 

[Dr Grump]

It's a story about how Harry and his crew from Hog Warts helps the half wit American president Barry Obama find a way to raise the taxes high enough to pay for all this shit without totally wrecking the economy.

Harry waves his little lite stick and the health care plan covers 20 million people and doesn't cost anything. Then Harry casts a spell on all the cars in the USA to make them get better gas mileage!

In the end a crack team of talking guinea pigs defeats the Taliban and kills Osama Bin Ladin by chewing off his magic beard!

Oh, I thought this was about how The Chimp started a war that couldn't be won with 100s of billions of dollars?

Then it was about Obi Wan Raygun who deregulated the financial institutions back in '82, which made them answerable to no one, which then cost Americans trillions when Fanny Mae And Freddy bit the dust.

Then, I thought you were talking about the alternative reality where McCain won the election and didn't bail out the auto industry, resulting in 3.5 million more people unemployed - because after all, that is what American needs right now. 3.5 million more people NOT paying taxes or BUYING goods...

Any more wisdom you want to impart Soos, or are you hoping sooner than later than the US will turn into some sort of Third World shithole - after all, that is what whackjob neocons would just lurve to happen...

 

[Political Junky]

It's a story about how Harry and his crew from Hog Warts helps the half wit American president Barry Obama find a way to raise the taxes high enough to pay for all this shit without totally wrecking the economy.

Harry waves his little lite stick and the health care plan covers 20 million people and doesn't cost anything. Then Harry casts a spell on all the cars in the USA to make them get better gas mileage!

In the end a crack team of talking guinea pigs defeats the Taliban and kills Osama Bin Ladin by chewing off his magic beard!

Oh, I thought this was about how The Chimp started a war that couldn't be won with 100s of billions of dollars?

Then it was about Obi Wan Raygun who deregulated the financial institutions back in '82, which made them answerable to no one, which then cost Americans trillions when Fanny Mae And Freddy bit the dust.

Then, I thought you were talking about the alternative reality where McCain won the election and didn't bail out the auto industry, resulting in 3.5 million more people unemployed - because after all, that is what American needs right now. 3.5 million more people NOT paying taxes or BUYING goods...

Any more wisdom you want to impart Soos, or are you hoping sooner than later than the US will turn into some sort of Third World shithole - after all, that is what whackjob neocons would just lurve to happen...