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I read many answers already, and I have this to say:
1) A few (admittedly) bad jokes:
a) This one is old, but hey, it's still a joke...I might as well write it.
A delegation from Israel under Menachem Begin is about to arrive in the Soviet Union to see how Jews live there. Now, the local government officials assemble all the influential Jews of the neighborhood and threaten them- very real threats- with all sorts of horrors if they, and all their friends and families, do not yell in protest "Begin, we are not going to Israel!" when the comission arrives. When Begin arrives, the eldest Jew of the town comes up to him and sais, "Begin, we are not going to Israel?"
b) This one is morbid. But a bit newer. And you have to be a bit familiar with Israel...
The day after September 11th, Yassir Arafat calls Osama Bin Laden, and Osama says, "well, how did you like my attack? Nothing is left of the WTC. NOTHING!" And Arafat replies, "You idiot. I told you, the CYLINDER and the CONE and you went for the two big boxes!"
Explanation: there are 2 skyscrapers in Israel, side by side, which are shaped like a cylinder and a cone.
2) I can't contribute to the whole Jesus debate. I haven't read the Bible, am an atheist, and am perfectly content with it.
1) A few (admittedly) bad jokes:
a) This one is old, but hey, it's still a joke...I might as well write it.
A delegation from Israel under Menachem Begin is about to arrive in the Soviet Union to see how Jews live there. Now, the local government officials assemble all the influential Jews of the neighborhood and threaten them- very real threats- with all sorts of horrors if they, and all their friends and families, do not yell in protest "Begin, we are not going to Israel!" when the comission arrives. When Begin arrives, the eldest Jew of the town comes up to him and sais, "Begin, we are not going to Israel?"
b) This one is morbid. But a bit newer. And you have to be a bit familiar with Israel...
The day after September 11th, Yassir Arafat calls Osama Bin Laden, and Osama says, "well, how did you like my attack? Nothing is left of the WTC. NOTHING!" And Arafat replies, "You idiot. I told you, the CYLINDER and the CONE and you went for the two big boxes!"
Explanation: there are 2 skyscrapers in Israel, side by side, which are shaped like a cylinder and a cone.
2) I can't contribute to the whole Jesus debate. I haven't read the Bible, am an atheist, and am perfectly content with it.