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    Ariel Sharon dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there God meets him and he tells him he is going to give him a tour of heaven. After the tour is over he God takes Sharon to the place he will be living. When he gets there it is a small, dirty old shack with a little star of david on it. Next to it is a huge, luxurious mansion with swastikas on it. Sharon says to God "why did you give Hitler such a big house?" to which God replies "Hitler? ThatÂ’s my house!"
     
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    Why would god adorn his house with broken crosses? I don't get it. Is god the anti-christ?
     
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    Another:

    Question: Why did the Israelis kill a religious leader?
    Answer: They were practicing for Easter.
     
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    Mr. Joyce has never read the Bible. His jokes only make sense when you remember that.
     
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    Well, at least that was kind of funny. A little forced however. Keep trying, you'll get better.
     
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    Here's one you'll like.


    Q= How did the Nazi's invade Poland so easily?


    A= They drove their tanks in backwards and said they were leaving.



    Old, but I still think it's funny.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    Here's one I made up last night:


    Q: Why are there so few White supremacists?


    A: Because excessive inbreeding causes sterility.
     
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    That wasn't very nice.

    You know they can't understand big words like that.
     
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