Ariel Sharon dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there God meets him and he tells him he is going to give him a tour of heaven. After the tour is over he God takes Sharon to the place he will be living. When he gets there it is a small, dirty old shack with a little star of david on it. Next to it is a huge, luxurious mansion with swastikas on it. Sharon says to God "why did you give Hitler such a big house?" to which God replies "Hitler? Thats my house!"