got neighbors? hate or love them?

[glockmail]

my closest neighbour is pretty hot..but out of her mind..I think shes some kind of escort or high end call girl she has the little tiny dog fashion accessory..she constantly knocks on the door sometimes as late as 2am if she sees a light on...to ask for a cigarette !!. she ask in the sweetest seductive manner but if I say no. she threatens me and curses me ...even like a half hour after i will hear a voice in the distance shout out stupid fucker blah blah blah...the cops are at her house at least once or twice a month but i have no idea why..and nothing ever comes of it..she just flirts with them and they leave
or maybe they are clients of hers...the next morning if you see her she is all friendly and charming again like nothings ever happened...now i just open the door and give here the finger and slam it in her face if she knocks on the door late at night...then listen to her rants...they are actually kind of amusing and creative insults .. kind of entertaining ...but if its a reasonable time i give her a smoke...what the hell....eccentrics can add a little color..could be worse

It sounds like you're just going to have to resign yourself to banging her at least once per week. Life sucks like that sometimes.

 

[Said1]

We had a feminazi who used to live a few houses down from us. She was a real nutcase. She used to press knives and sing a long with her opera records. One day, I have no idea why, but she decided to lift her peasent skirt and shuck a moon at the 70 year old women across the street from her. And, every once in awhile we'd all hear about her 'gettin' some, literally - three houses down! *shudder*

 

[American Horse]

i got neighbors....o do i have them....

so tell me about your least favorite neigbhor.....

The people who bought our last house, which sits on a couple of acres tucked back in the woods, has my best and last empty lot that I'd like to sell backed up to them. Seeing the possibilities for problems, when I sold them the property, I had them agree (written onto the offer to purchase) that they couldn't store any "materials" beyond their separate garage, having to keep their exta stuff on their side of the garage so that it couldn't be seen from the street, or from the empty property I still needed to sell. They stacked a lot of stuff against the garage but kept corrugated metal sheets stood up around it to "shield" it from view. Since it was the old "original home" in the middle of the acreage, I built a shadow-box wavy top fence to give everybody including them privacy and some shielding from view in their front.

I also built a privacy fence just like the one in their front, in back so that they and the house to eventually be built there when it sold would both be shielded each from the other's view.

They have torn down the front privacy fence, and now they have backed a huge old travel trailer right back through the trees and up to the property line where the building site on my lot is.

When I do my elliptic exercise I like to look straight out the window from were we moved to in our new downscale home. But now I can see that trailer sitting out there and I can't enjoy doing my exercises. I had to turn my machine around so that it faces a television so I don't have to look out the window. When I look out at it I see a huge obstacle to selling my best piece of unsold property, and a part of my "retirement" financial plan.

I know I have to persuade him to move it, which I haven't done yet, and it raises my frustration levels so that I'm concerned that I'll be too agressive when I do deal with it. I'm going to have to take this guy for a beer some Saturday lunch I guess.

 

[xotoxi]

My neighbor is blind.

Sometimes when he is shooting target practice, he hits the side of my house.

But that doesn't bother me because its a side that isn't seen from the street, so the plywood in the windows isn't noticible.