glockmail
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It sounds like you're just going to have to resign yourself to banging her at least once per week. Life sucks like that sometimes.my closest neighbour is pretty hot..but out of her mind..I think shes some kind of escort or high end call girl she has the little tiny dog fashion accessory..she constantly knocks on the door sometimes as late as 2am if she sees a light on...to ask for a cigarette !!. she ask in the sweetest seductive manner but if I say no. she threatens me and curses me ...even like a half hour after i will hear a voice in the distance shout out stupid fucker blah blah blah...the cops are at her house at least once or twice a month but i have no idea why..and nothing ever comes of it..she just flirts with them and they leave
or maybe they are clients of hers...the next morning if you see her she is all friendly and charming again like nothings ever happened...now i just open the door and give here the finger and slam it in her face if she knocks on the door late at night...then listen to her rants...they are actually kind of amusing and creative insults .. kind of entertaining ...but if its a reasonable time i give her a smoke...what the hell....eccentrics can add a little color..could be worse