funny funeral

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    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
    covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following
    the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart
    then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At
    that
    point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared
    at
    him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm
    a
    gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.
     

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