A man & his wife were awakened at 3am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger, standing in the rain, asks for a push. "Not a chance!" says the husband, slams the door & returns to bed. "Who was that"? asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push", he answered. "Did you help him"? she asks. "No, I did NOT. It's 3am & it's pouring out there"! "Well, you have a short memory", says his wife. "Remember about 2 months ago when we broke down & those two guys helped us? I should think you'd be ashamed of yourself". The man gets dressed & goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Are you still there? Do you still need a push"? "Yes", comes back the answer. "Where ARE you"? asks the husband. "Over here, on the swing"!