Fucking (with) the babysitter

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    We have a babysitter* coming over today who is a pretty staunch conservative, based on some of what she posts on Facebook.

    I was thinking of getting a 24 x 36" poster of Obama, framing it, and hanging it above the fireplace just to fuck with her mind...but I decided to not go through the trouble.



    * She is in her 30s...not a teen.
     
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    She may use it for a dart-board.
     
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    That's a start. You should give her a copy of one of his books with a personalized message written inside as well.
     
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    My brother was over here fixing something in the condo one day while I was at school, and drew a Hitler mustache on my framed pic of President Obama. :lol:





    See, you can disagree about politics, but still get along and laugh with them. :thup:




    (He also signed me up for Rush Limbaugh's online newsletter, so I signed him up for the Indiana Democratic Party)
     
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    How bout an audio-book of Obama reading.......
     
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    You need her, she doesn't need you. Supply might get a bit shorter if you pull her chain too hard. And if you are the type for practical jokes on the help, I can see the supply getting shorter yet.

    If pissing her off is worth an extra $3 an hour to you, go for it.
     
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    FWIW if her chain is so short that looking at a picture pisses her off, I doubt she'd make much of a babysitter. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    It takes real guts to admit you have a framed picture of Barry.
     
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    You're not very creative Botoxi, and pretty much an unimaginative lout.

    Get yourself a dartboard, dumbass, and inlay a picture of Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity or Even the revered Newt, and do some throwing for an hour or so. Make it appear you've had it for quite some time. Have it in an area of your house where a dartboard might be (family room or such).

    I'm assuming since you claim to be a doctor, you have a nice big house. So this should be no problem.
     

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