Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dabs, Jan 4, 2012.
Here I sit all broken hearted.
Came to shit and only farted.
Thought I'd take another chance.......
Tried to fart, and shit my pants
Better to burp and taste it,
Than to fart and waste it.
Better coming from the attic than coming out of the basement~~~ (Billy Ray Cyrus)
Beware of squishy farts..........
Tell me about it. I'm just getting over the flu.
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