Farrah and Michael

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Farrah Fawcett died and was met at the pearly gates of heaven by St Peter.
St Peter told her that before she passed into heaven she would be granted one wish.
Farrah said, "I wish all the children on earth would be safe"
Then, Michael Jackson died.

 

[alan1]

Michael Jackson died and was met at the pearly gates of heaven by St Peter.
St Peter told him that before he passed into heaven he would be granted one wish.
Michael thought for a moment and then said, "I was the first famous entertainer to sell out to the advertising business by doing commercials for Pepsi, I'd like to meet the 2nd best advertiser in the world"
Then Billy Mays died.