faithful wife

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    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
    several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know
    what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to
    fill with warmth.
    " I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me ."
     
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    That had me laughing out loud. Good one!
     
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    yeah i laughed on that one too
     
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    :clap: :clap: :clap: :rotflmao: Oh Shit!!!!:laugh:
     

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