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The Donald needs to release his long-form b.c.
Jamaica doesn't have a long form
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The Donald needs to release his long-form b.c.
I want to see Donald Trump's Certificate of Birth, not his Birth Certificate. I want myself and a troupe of forensic analyzers to be present when they pull Trump's certificate out of the vault. It will be thoroughly searched for anomalies until I'm satisfied (and I won't be satisfied until I've found some anomalies). I demand to have eye-witness testimony from the doctor who literally saw Obama emerge from the womb. I want testimony from all of the pediatricians who treated Obama and his mother while at the hospital. I want interviews from all of Trump's teachers from kindergarten through his doctorate mentors. I want to know who he took to his senior prom, I want his first pet to either bark or meow a confirmation that Trump really did live in the US, and, if all of these criteria are met, I want God to personally vouch for Donald Trump.
No scanned-in, obviously Photoshopped certificate is going to fool THIS conspiracy theorist. No sirree!
I want to see Donald Trump's Certificate of Birth, not his Birth Certificate. I want myself and a troupe of forensic analyzers to be present when they pull Trump's certificate out of the vault. It will be thoroughly searched for anomalies until I'm satisfied (and I won't be satisfied until I've found some anomalies). I demand to have eye-witness testimony from the doctor who literally saw Obama emerge from the womb. I want testimony from all of the pediatricians who treated Obama and his mother while at the hospital. I want interviews from all of Trump's teachers from kindergarten through his doctorate mentors. I want to know who he took to his senior prom, I want his first pet to either bark or meow a confirmation that Trump really did live in the US, and, if all of these criteria are met, I want God to personally vouch for Donald Trump.
No scanned-in, obviously Photoshopped certificate is going to fool THIS conspiracy theorist. No sirree!
I bet you you will see His Birth Certificate before Obama's. Personally I want to see Obama's College Transcripts.
donald trump was NOT BORN IN 1966.....it looks like that birth certificate says he was born in 1966? maybe my computer is not clear enough? anyone else see 1966 as his birth year?
is this another forgery?
donald trump was NOT BORN IN 1966.....it looks like that birth certificate says he was born in 1966? maybe my computer is not clear enough? anyone else see 1966 as his birth year?
is this another forgery?
For someone born in Jamaica, Trump does an excellent job of hiding his accent
For someone born in Jamaica, Trump does an excellent job of hiding his accent
What exactly do you have against Queens?
donald trump was NOT BORN IN 1966.....it looks like that birth certificate says he was born in 1966? maybe my computer is not clear enough? anyone else see 1966 as his birth year?
is this another forgery?
Maybe you just need glasses? Looks like 1946. One of us does anyway.
For someone born in Jamaica, Trump does an excellent job of hiding his accent
What exactly do you have against Queens?
For someone born in Jamaica, Trump does an excellent job of hiding his accent
What exactly do you have against Queens?
I know the newspaper birth announcement exists. But, that was easily explained as simple as this: Obama was born, brought to Hawaii, and the newspaper was just notified of it and they printed it.
I know the newspaper birth announcement exists. But, that was easily explained as simple as this: Obama was born, brought to Hawaii, and the newspaper was just notified of it and they printed it.
That doesn't explain why the announcement claimed he was born in Hawaii. I guess its possible that they wanted to preserve the opportunity to one day, decades later, initiate a massive conspiracy to illegally install baby Barry as President, so they lied in the announcement....