DeSantis Ends Feud with Disney and Launches Attack on Smurfs

[Jessica-stormlover]

DeSantis Ends Feud with Disney and Launches Attack on Smurfs​

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—Facing backlash from Republican donors, Ron DeSantis has abruptly ended his feud with Disney and launched a scorched-earth campaign against the Smurfs.

Harland Dorrinson, DeSantis’s top political aide, called the Florida governor’s pivot to the Smurfs a “strategic masterstroke.”

“Ron has the anti-Smurf lane all to himself,” he said.

In a major policy speech, DeSantis accused the Smurfs of spreading a message of “blue supremacy” and vowed to ban the teaching of Smurf studies from his state’s schools.

“Florida is where Smurfs come to die,” he declared.

DeSantis Ends Feud with Disney and Launches Attack on Smurfs

Funny shit!

 

[two_iron]

7,000 child molesters being kicked to the curb....LOL

 

[Rust_Cohle]

DeSantis Ends Feud with Disney and Launches Attack on Smurfs​

Funny shit!

You know what's really funny?

 

[Jessica-stormlover]

You know what's really funny?

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Why are you so evil? You hate human rights and accepting that some people are different. How are you any different from the taliban?

 

[Rust_Cohle]

Why are you so evil? You hate human rights and accepting that some people are different. How are you any different from the taliban?

Why are you so evil and want people to go along with your delusions while you advocate mutilating and grooming children.

I wish you were in Taliban country they'd throw you off a roof