KitchenGuy34
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- Aug 27, 2020
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Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.
But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..
And was barking at my window..
So I went into my closet..
And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.
The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..
I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..
And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..
Which just chopped it's head in half..
And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.
I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..
When you dont want to follow the rules..
This is what happens.
Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..
And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.
But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..
And was barking at my window..
So I went into my closet..
And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.
The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..
I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..
And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..
Which just chopped it's head in half..
And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.
I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..
When you dont want to follow the rules..
This is what happens.
Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..
And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.