Dealing with a rottweiler and its tough guy owner

[KitchenGuy34]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

 

[Hossfly]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

I'll wager that you have some vicious neck tattoos.

 

[candycorn]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

I'll wager that you have some vicious neck tattoos.

I wager its Mortimer or Quasar44

 

[Quasar44]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

I'll wager that you have some vicious neck tattoos.

I wager its Mortimer or Quasar44

Jews are forbidden to have tattoos and it’s a big sin

 

[KitchenGuy34]

I was asked how I thought to do that..
I told him that I'm smarter than all of Arkanstupid put together.
Im from New York, originally from London.

Lol

 

[Yarddog]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

And the MORAL of this story is.....
When the Jehovas Witnesses come knocking at your door and you find yourself hiding behind the
sofa with the curtains drawn so they think your gone,
make up a whopper of a tale to sooth your ego.

 

[night_son]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

My younger brother also likes to play that video game . . .

 

[JoeMoma]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

I'll wager that you have some vicious neck tattoos.

I wager its Mortimer or Quasar44

Its not Mortimer. He didn't post a picture of himself.

 

[TheParser]

On a serious note, irresponsible dog owners are terrible "human beings,"

Many people each year are bitten because the owner did not have the dog on a leash or simply let the dog loose to wander around.

Some lawyers can tell you horror stories about people who have been ripped apart by dogs.

This is a lawless country in which bad people are simply not punished. Robbery, sucker punching, looting, rape, & even murder often result in no punishment. So, of course, despicable dog owners are never punished.

Human beings "suck," as you younger people say.

 

[Camp]

A can of bear spray or wasp killer would have been less messy.

 

[blastoff]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

And you remembered all that after waking up? My dreams are always quite sketchy.

 

[Likkmee]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

The national dog of Germany aint negroid.Rockwylers don't be comin round here

 

[Mr Natural]

Jews are forbidden to have tattoos and it’s a big sin

That's because they're smarter than you people.

 

[whitehall]

Good thing there wasn't a little old lady who wasn't going anywhere outside the apartment.

 

[Missourian]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

...and then your mom woke you up to get ready for school...

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

I'll wager that you have some vicious neck tattoos.

I wager its Mortimer or Quasar44

Jews are forbidden to have tattoos and it’s a big sin

God agrees with you. It is a sign of the End Toms

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Good thing there wasn't a little old lady who wasn't going anywhere outside the apartment.

Yeah, this guy will easily murder someone

 

[Redcurtain]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

Lol he’s back! I miss you buddy and your crazy stories

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Today, I woke up and got ready for work as planned.

But there was a rottweiler outside of my apartment that wasn't going anywhere..

And was barking at my window..

So I went into my closet..

And I put on my dog bite protective jacket and my tactical vest and tactical backpack with the chest and waist belt.

The dog got a good grip onto my jacket..

I opened the sheath on my waist belt and got my battle axe..

And I gave the dog a whack on the head with it..

Which just chopped it's head in half..

And then stabbed it all the through the neck and out the other side with my 18 inch machete.

I told the dogs owner that I told you to control your dog..

When you dont want to follow the rules..

This is what happens.

Then I pulled out my bow and arrow..

And told the dogs owner that if you want the same..come at me.

So what kind of response did you get in return? I hope that it was the apology that you deserve and not whatever temper tantrum it is that people decide to go throwing these days when they don't like something that has taken place.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[ReinyDays]

A can of bear spray or wasp killer would have been less messy.

I was going to suggest Lysol spray ... they use ethanol as a propellent and dogs hate that ...

A friend overpacked his .58 muzzleloader, no shot or wadding, that poor dog ran piddling all the way home ...