Daily Affirmations

Each age has it's own special joys and experiences. I am always the perfect age for where I am in life.

Not me. I agree with the old wags who noted that:

"youth is wasted on the young."

Age is just a number. It's what you feel in your heart and mind that matters.
Think young!

I could "think" that Troofers are honest and virtuous, too, but that wouldn't make it so.

Age is a function of the length of time we've been alive on planet Earth. How old we FEEL is another matter.
 
Sounds like a fun place. May I join you for one or two? It's after noon-time somwhere!

You sure may but don't sit down because one or two is only going to last us about three minutes.

Most of that time will be taken up in the piss break where you may sit down if that is your kinda thing.
 
Sounds like a fun place. May I join you for one or two? It's after noon-time somwhere!

You sure may but don't sit down because one or two is only going to last us about three minutes.

Most of that time will be taken up in the piss break where you may sit down if that is your kinda thing.

Certainly not if it's a public bathroom!
 
I'm alive, I have no choice, so I'll make the best of it.

Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you eat.
 
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