Crankers against Gays!!! (GOP Outreach 157-D)

[mdk]

I thought I had heard of every kink there is, but...holy shit! Masturbating to a sparking engine?

How does one get that kind of twist?

Whatever floats your boat but at least have the courtesy to use your own vehicle.

 

[Iceweasel]

It's only news if it can be used to smear the right. When is the last time you heard "Democrat sex scandal..."?

Tissue?

In other words, you haven't. I can send you some toilet tissue if you want though.
Used, of course.

 

[Iceweasel]

It's only news if it can be used to smear the right. When is the last time you heard "Democrat sex scandal..."?

Oh please, It must be hard typing with that cross on your back. It's an absurd story with an equally absurd candidate. Instead of deflecting, why not just come call this guy a loon? Does party loyalty matter that much to you?

In other words, you haven't. I'd rather he wins than a liberal, if that's what you mean. He isn't trying to legalize car marriage but the libs are determined to make us subjects of the state. That's more important to me.

 

[Where_r_my_Keys]

Jordan Haskins (R), Christian by day, CRANKER by night!!

GOP Cranking Enthusiast Tells Michiganders To Flee Homosexual Agenda Right Wing Watch

A Michigan Republican running for an open seat in the state house, who briefly dropped out of the race after it was revealed that he had a record of criminal convictions for breaking into cars and masturbating to the sound of the engines, or “cranking,” told residents this month to flee the state if the legislature approves an LGBT-inclusive nondiscrimination bill.

Let's deepen that cranking thing for a minute, shall we:

Felony convictions linked to sexual fetish haunt me Saginaw state House candidate says MLive.com

Haskins admitted to police that, on both occasions, he broke into the yard where vehicles were parked, incident reports from the Saginaw County Sheriff's Department show. He said he pulled spark plug wires on sheriff, mosquito control and other vehicles parked there.

"Jordan would remove the spark plug wires and sit in the car and masturbate while the motor was sparking and making noises," the police report states.

So, an ex-con who whacks-off in cars to the sounds of car engines is a GOP candidate for the Michigan State House.

I am sure that Jesus may be crying somewhere.

So, this dude is telling Michigananders to flee the state because of "teh ghey":

PrideSource - GOP Hopeful Wants Christians Fleeing MI If Gays Get Civil Rights

If the state wants to trample religious freedom, we go somewhere else where our values are welcome," the candidate wrote on his Facebook page Oct. 8. "Michigan loses tax money, economic performance, jobs, etc. if they choose to be entrenched with the homosexual agenda, it's time for conservative christians (sic) to vote with their feet and their dollars.

Benghazi!!

Ebola!!!

Gheys, gheys, gheys!!!!





It's nice to know that the GOP is fielding such serious candidates this year. Yes, between the Palins screaming "fuck" every 5th word and this turd spooging on spark-plugs, the moral majority should be having a heart attack right about now.



So, enjoy this one, folks.

ROFLMNAO! I guess I'll never get tire of watching the Left point out their own in the GOP, feigning OUTRAGE, for behavior which they otherwise PROMOTE!

We have GOT to finish culling the progressives out of the GOP!

Too bad that Michigan is so low on decent people of sound character.

OH WELL... such is the nature of evil.

 

[mdk]

It's only news if it can be used to smear the right. When is the last time you heard "Democrat sex scandal..."?

Oh please, It must be hard typing with that cross on your back. It's an absurd story with an equally absurd candidate. Instead of deflecting, why not just come call this guy a loon? Does party loyalty matter that much to you?

In other words, you haven't. I'd rather he wins than a liberal, if that's what you mean. He isn't trying to legalize car marriage but the libs are determined to make us subjects of the state. That's more important to me.

So your willing to overlook his criminal history, one that includes several charges besides publicly fapping in a car, just so an alleged conservative can win? You're better than that and I know it. An unfit candidate is an unfit candidate regardless of party and he is clearly unfit candidate.

 

[MaryL]

I would have more respect for "GAYS" if they just shut the hell up. Whining and using trust funds and money stashed away to buy legal liars and buying up cred from Hollywood doesn't impress me one bit. Because, They are pervs, plain pure and simple, no nice way to say it. One day, the medical community will come out of the closet and admit, like cigarettes and smoking and how they used to endorse smoking, they will also edge over to the truth and admit Homosexuality is a sexual dysfunction, not comparable to heterosexuality . It's a mental illness. Not a class of people like blacks or left handed folks.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Yes, it looks like the GOP is filling the lower-banks with candidates who are just total winners!

 

[Statistikhengst]

The bellyaching on this thread is a wonderful thing to see.

 

[Iceweasel]

So your willing to overlook his criminal history, one that includes several charges besides publicly fapping in a car, just so an alleged conservative can win? You're better than that and I know it. An unfit candidate is an unfit candidate regardless of party and he is clearly unfit candidate.

Libs were willing to overlook obama's criminal history so get off the high horse there willya? I don't know the details of his campaign and for the record, think auto erogenous sex acts should be limited to yourself or your own vehicle but if he's got a conservative bone in his body I'd give him a chance.

 

[Iceweasel]

The bellyaching on this thread is a wonderful thing to see.

Is that the way it looks on your planet?

 

[whitehall]

It wasn't long ago that we had a jerkoff president who left his DNA on Monica's dress and the radical left thought sodomy in the Oval Office was nobody's business except the sodomites. Is being a Christian worse than being a pervert? Why are the left wing nazis making a point about the man's religious affiliation?

Tissue.

So, having sex with a woman is equal to jacking off to the sound of a a car motor.

Ok.... that's weird.

Umm, did you sleep through sexual intercourse 101? Bubba was jerking off in the Oval Office closet with an intern barely older than his daughter while he was penetrating her with a cigar. Wouldn't it have been better if he masturbated in a secret service car?

 

[mdk]

So your willing to overlook his criminal history, one that includes several charges besides publicly fapping in a car, just so an alleged conservative can win? You're better than that and I know it. An unfit candidate is an unfit candidate regardless of party and he is clearly unfit candidate.

Libs were willing to overlook obama's criminal history so get off the high horse there willya? I don't know the details of his campaign and for the record, think auto erogenous sex acts should be limited to yourself or your own vehicle but if he's got a conservative bone in his body I'd give him a chance.

That dog doesn't hunt with me because I didn't vote for him in 2012. Admittedly I did vote for Obama in 2008. I was hoping for something different and instead I got the same old, same old. I broke for Gary Johnson in 2012. He aligned most with my political views. I am over this party over country nonsense. Neither of them have our best interest at heart, they only care about feathering their own nests.

 

[Statistikhengst]

It wasn't long ago that we had a jerkoff president who left his DNA on Monica's dress and the radical left thought sodomy in the Oval Office was nobody's business except the sodomites. Is being a Christian worse than being a pervert? Why are the left wing nazis making a point about the man's religious affiliation?

Tissue.

So, having sex with a woman is equal to jacking off to the sound of a a car motor.

Ok.... that's weird.

Umm, did you sleep through sexual intercourse 101? Bubba was jerking off in the Oval Office closet with an intern barely older than his daughter while he was penetrating her with a cigar. Wouldn't it have been better if he masturbated in a secret service car?

ahhh, relativism.

 

[AmericanFirst]

oh brother

So, Stephanie wants to ban Stat because he reported news?

StoopidStuff just gotta Stoopid.

Yep and the op is stupid. One for you, I read an article said that Kenya releases Obama birth records. Imagine that.

 

[AmericanFirst]

It wasn't long ago that we had a jerkoff president who left his DNA on Monica's dress and the radical left thought sodomy in the Oval Office was nobody's business except the sodomites. Is being a Christian worse than being a pervert? Why are the left wing nazis making a point about the man's religious affiliation?

Tissue.

So, having sex with a woman is equal to jacking off to the sound of a a car motor.

Ok.... that's weird.

Having sex with a woman in the Oval Office is as bad and then lying about it. Yeah you idiots heroes are worse.

 

[AmericanFirst]

The bellyaching on this thread is a wonderful thing to see.

From a stupid libtard. Idiot.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Republicans and conservatives have only themselves to blame for this type of ridicule, the consequence of their politicizing 'morality' and 'family values,' contriving the myth that they alone possess these attributes, when clearly that's not the case.

 

[AmericanFirst]

Republicans and conservatives have only themselves to blame for this type of ridicule, the consequence of their politicizing 'morality' and 'family values,' contriving the myth that they alone possess these attributes, when clearly that's not the case.

Then why is it the left kisses the ass of those who do not posses those traits? Libtards are the problem.

 

[Statistikhengst]

oh brother

So, Stephanie wants to ban Stat because he reported news?

StoopidStuff just gotta Stoopid.

Yep and the op is stupid. One for you, I read an article said that Kenya releases Obama birth records. Imagine that.

Only, that article is a lie, long debunked, many time over.

The OP here really IS a current event, a political event, with press coverage and police records to back it up.

You see, the Kenya thing is NOT reality.

This is.

Do you understand the difference?

 

[AmericanFirst]

oh brother

So, Stephanie wants to ban Stat because he reported news?

StoopidStuff just gotta Stoopid.

Yep and the op is stupid. One for you, I read an article said that Kenya releases Obama birth records. Imagine that.

Only, that article is a lie, long debunked, many time over.

The OP here really IS a current event, a political event, with press coverage and police records to back it up.

You see, the Kenya thing is NOT reality.

This is.

Do you understand the difference?

If you are a libtard betcha you is lying.