Comedians make fun of Obama

[Ozmar]

you know what, i hate that obama guy! ~ Socrates

VENI VIDI REPI (VESTRA PECUNIA ~OBAMA)
~IVLIVS CAESAR
I came, I saw, I stole (your money ~Obama)

~Julius Caesar

 

[L.K.Eder]

~ Amen Ho Tap IV

 

[California Girl]

Looks like some of our resident lefties are in need of a waaaabulance.

 

[ZADIUS]

Now that's a Change We Can Believe In!

I remember when he was above being the butt of jokes.

That's not true. Jay Leno said that Obama just wasn't funny. He said he was sorry to see Bush leave because Bush gave him so much material.

Sad but true...Obama isn't funny. There is NOTHING funny about what he's doing to this country. God I can't wait for Nov 2. Won't be too many demoncrats laughing then either.

That's true but I'll only give you until mid-november before we START seeing Leno, Conan, etc making these jokes or better, and they will be funny! Hopefully by then we'll be seeing progress by the new politician

It won't be funny seeing all those Teabaggers crying. Wait, maybe it will.

There's nothing sadder than a desperate liberal clinging to the last shred of "hope" in a election year that's almost certainly going to be a failure for democrats.

 

[CMike]

Don't be upset lefties, just remember...

Hope,change, hope, change...

 

[uscitizen]

Don't be upset lefties, just remember...

Hope,change, hope, change...

that is now the TP motto.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Don't be upset lefties, just remember...

Hope,change, hope, change...

who is upset?

please dump more chain email spam on the board and get laughed at.

it is entertaining.


"the USA needs barkac 0bama like a fish needs a bicycle" ~ John Stewart

 

[Spoonman]

Excellent. LMAO!

 

[CMike]

Hope change hope change

 

[Ozmar]

Hope change hope change

Catatonic, are we?

 

[Mr. H.]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBcpDWpX_4M[/ame]

 

[CMike]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Just because it annoys liberals.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Just because it annoys liberals.

No, by all means. Continue to make a fool out of yourself by mindlessly posting anything you get in your inbox.

We don't mind at all.

 

[Ozmar]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Just because it annoys liberals.

 

[Harry Dresden]

I never thought I would see this.

I have no link.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Mike if you made those up and tried to pass them off as jokes told by the guys mentioned you should be penalized one rep power point....that is flagrant dishonesty....no wonder you dont have a link.....that is as dishonest as Dean and the crap he spouts.........

 

[CMike]

I didn't make them up. I said in the beginning I had no link.

It's still hilarious though.

 

[rightwinger]

I never thought I would see this.

I have no link.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Mike if you made those up and tried to pass them off as jokes told by the guys mentioned you should be penalized one rep power point....that is flagrant dishonesty....no wonder you dont have a link.....that is as dishonest as Dean and the crap he spouts.........

He didn't make them up....he is just gullible to anything that shows up in his inbox. He is still waiting for the money from that Nigerian Prince

 

[Ozmar]

I never thought I would see this.

I have no link.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Mike if you made those up and tried to pass them off as jokes told by the guys mentioned you should be penalized one rep power point....that is flagrant dishonesty....no wonder you dont have a link.....that is as dishonest as Dean and the crap he spouts.........

He didn't make them up....he is just gullible to anything that shows up in his inbox. He is still waiting for the money from that Nigerian Prince

Him too?

 

[bodecea]

I never thought I would see this.

I have no link.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

And.....?

I remember LBJ jokes, Nixon jokes, Carter Jokes, Reagan jokes, Clinton jokes, Bush jokes too.

 

[Ozmar]

I remember gay jokes.



<Influks.com> George Takei owns Tim Hardaway
Gay people making jokes, thin skin.