Comedians make fun of Obama

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    I never thought I would see this.

    I have no link.

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
    and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman
     
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    Now that's a Change We Can Believe In!

    I remember when he was above being the butt of jokes.
     
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    :lol:

    Love the last one.
     
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    it is as it should be, as it was with Bush.


    "An aide to the prime minister of Canada called President Bush a moron. Well that's not fair. Here's a guy who never worked a day in his life, got rich off his Dad's money, lost the popular vote and ended up president. That's not a moron, that's genius!" --Jay Leno

    "President Bush said catching a 7.5 pound fish was his best moment since becoming president. You know the sad thing, a lot of historians would agree with that." --Jay Leno

    "President Bush's campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his services records thrown out." --Jay Leno


    Jay Leno's Best Bush Jokes - Best Jay Leno Jokes About Bush
     
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    I doubt these are real. Looks like a spam email to me....

    Particularly because Conan O'Brien hasn't had a talk show in about a year....
     
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    Mike

    If you are going to make up jokes, why do you need to make up comedians to try to give them relevance?

    Leno, Letterman, Conan never said any of these
     
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    Umm Leno did say the ones I posted though....
     
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    Got any good Chuck Norris comedy about Obama?
     
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    This is the best I could find...

    Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Barack Obama, but he blocked it. With Hope. To this day, Chuck Norris has a Hope-shaped burn mark on his shin.
     
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    k, I'll bite. What is a hope shape look like?
     

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