Comedians make fun of Obama

[CMike]

More Obama jokes

Obama Jokes

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”

Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”

Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

 

[beowolfe]

I never thought I would see this.

I have no link.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

you need to stop watching Fox and expand your media diet. The nighttime comedians, and comedians on Comedy Central have been making fun of Obama since he was on the campaign trail.

 

[GHook93]

I remember a lot of black comedians right after the election saying you can't make fun of Obama he is just too cool! He gives you no material!

I never thought I would see this.

I have no link.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

 

[westwall]

Here are some actual late night jokes.

Barack Obama Jokes - Late-Night Jokes about President Obama

 

[Ozmar]

Here are some actual late night jokes.

Barack Obama Jokes - Late-Night Jokes about President Obama

Those ones are actually funny!

 

[ClosedCaption]

What's the difference between An anchor and president Obama? One belongs at the bottom of the sea and the other is a nautical device. ~ Sam Kineson

 

[Ozmar]

How many Obama's does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The Republicans would rather stay blind than let him.

 

[Ozmar]

How many drowning Republicans could Obama save?

None. They would rather drown than give him the credit.

 

[ClosedCaption]

I haveth disdain for Obama
~ Moses

 

[txlonghorn]

What's the difference between An anchor and president Obama? One belongs at the bottom of the sea and the other is a nautical device. ~ Sam Kineson

that's funny. I could almost hear Sam saying that too

 

[Charles_Main]

Here is a link to some jokes that have been made.

Barack Obama Jokes - Late-Night Jokes about President Obama

"President Obama has been meeting with voters in what he calls 'backyard chats.' He's held these in real people's backyards. You know something, I think all politicians should talk to people in their backyards. Then you could take what they say and spread it on the lawn." –Jay Leno

"People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when President Obama found out that Tony Hayward was on his yacht, he was so angry, he missed a putt." –David Letterman

"Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them." —Jimmy Fallon

"A year into Obama's first term in office, unemployment is higher, the national debt is higher and there are more soldiers serving in Afghanistan. When asked about it, Obama was like, "Well, technically that is change." - Jimmy Fallon

There are more there, but those are some of the less flattering ones for Obama.

The site also has many jokes that have been said on late night shows that are critical of Obama's Opposition as well. So I think we can assume the site does not have an Agenda and all the jokes on it are genuine. Including the ones critical of Obama himself.

Did not find one of the jokes word for word that CMIKE originally posted on this site by the way. So I think we can safely assume CMIKES list is bogus.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Why did the chicken cross the border? To get away from Obamas tax policy ~ Charlie Chaplin

 

[L.K.Eder]

Obama walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and asks: "So, why the big ears?" ~ Marcel Marceau

 

[L.K.Eder]

How many drowning Republicans could Obama save?

None. They would rather drown than give him the credit.

No, they would let themselves be saved. but would then sue for taking too long and tearing their walmart bought t shirts. ~ Ann Coulter

 

[ClosedCaption]

Obama walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and asks: "So, why the big ears?" ~ Marcel Marceau

Obama hears a knock at the door. He gets up and answers the door and sees a snail on the front porch. Obama picks up the snail and tosses it as far as he can.

Three years later Obama hears another knock on the door. He gets up to answer and its the same snail and the snail says "what the hell was that about?"

~ Sammy Davis Jr.

 

[Jeremy]

Did you hear that Obama...

Couldn't learn to water ski because he couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for almost 8 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and he weighed 185.


~Confucius

 

[ClosedCaption]

I hope the OP enjoys his neg rep!

~ Andy Kauffman

 

[L.K.Eder]

Take Obama, PLEASE! ~ Henny Youngman

 

[ClosedCaption]

On Halloween, Obama sent their kids out looking like me. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

 

[L.K.Eder]

On Halloween, Obama sent their kids out looking like me. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

yeah, and he could get no respect, that obama.