Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail

[Weatherman2020]

DENVER, CO — Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging system could fail.

"I know we have all the normal rigging techniques available to us, but we're worried that Trump's lead could grow so much that those efforts will fail to protect our democracy as they did in 2020," said Justice Richard Gabriel. "Rest assured, we will not rest until we save democracy by making it completely illegal to vote for Trump. You're welcome, America!"

Pollsters confirmed that even with classic rigging measures like hackable voting machines, unmonitored drop-boxes, illegal immigrants, ballot harvesting, and universal mail-in voting, it may still not be enough to stop Trump from being reelected. Experts are urging unelected Judges to put additional measures in place.

At publishing time, Trump had responded by vowing to build a wall around Denver.

Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail

DENVER, CO — Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging system could fail.

babylonbee.com

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The government needs to appoint the political candidates for us

 

[mamooth]

Thread summary:

Sore-losers gonna sore-loser. They can't help themselves. Being sore-losers is what defines them.

 

[Moonglow]

Thread summary:

Sore-losers gonna sore-loser. They can't help themselves. Being sore-losers is what defines them.

But it's funny.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

DENVER, CO — Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging system could fail.

"I know we have all the normal rigging techniques available to us, but we're worried that Trump's lead could grow so much that those efforts will fail to protect our democracy as they did in 2020," said Justice Richard Gabriel. "Rest assured, we will not rest until we save democracy by making it completely illegal to vote for Trump. You're welcome, America!"

Pollsters confirmed that even with classic rigging measures like hackable voting machines, unmonitored drop-boxes, illegal immigrants, ballot harvesting, and universal mail-in voting, it may still not be enough to stop Trump from being reelected. Experts are urging unelected Judges to put additional measures in place.

At publishing time, Trump had responded by vowing to build a wall around Denver.

Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail

DENVER, CO — Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging system could fail.

babylonbee.com

Ah yes, the Bee. By witless dummies, for witless dummies.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

SCOTUS will overrule it and Maine.

It's another demoquack nothing burger

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

SCOTUS will overrule it and Maine.

It's another demoquack nothing burger

On what grounds?