Colorado takes all other GOP candidates off ballot, including Trump.

[Votto]

After declaring Trump could not run on the Colorado ballot for President because they declared him an insurrectionist, the Colorado Supreme Court has also ruled that the other 4 candidates in the GOP will also be ineligible to run as well.

They began with Chris Christy, citing that he was far too fat to run, referring him to Jaba the Hun. As large as he is, the Supreme court determined he was far too much an intimidating figure to elect. If elected, democracy would be thwarted due to the fear of the sheer size of his being. "What if you upset him and he had a heart attack and fell on you? Not even the jaws of life could save you at that point", argued the court.

Vivek Ramaswamy was next on the chopping block, as the court referred him to as "mini me", or the mini' Trump. "How can we allow a candidate who says that Trump is a better candidate than even he is when we have already banned that candidate?" argued the justices? "In fact, why would a candidate run at all who says that the person he is running against is better than he?" Bizarre.

As for Niki Haley, the Court cited Ramaswamy holding up a sign stating Niki was corrupt during the last Presidential debate. "How can we let a corrupt candidate be allowed to remain on the ballot when corruption, like insurrection, is illegal?" they exclaimed.

And least, but not last, Ron DeSantis was also taken off the ballot. The court cited Trump calling him Ron "Sanctimonious". The Court quickly did a wiki search into the meaning of the never before heard term and realized sanctimonious meant, someone truly holy or pious. "How can we have a holy man defy the separation of church and state?," argued the court, but this time saying it in unison, as if they were all one person.

The court ended by saying in unison once more, "As we know, of all the candidates, Ron DeSantis is the biggest threat since Christian Nationalism is the biggest threat to all life in the known universe." Luckily, we have the Colorado Supreme Court to save us all from such a fate.

And to think we were that close to losing democracy.

Chilling.

 

[HikerGuy83]

Yes, Vivek was guilty of insurrection by virtue of the fact that he's a male. And so is Trump.

 

[BULLDOG]

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After declaring Trump could not run on the Colorado ballot for President because they declared him an insurrectionist, the Colorado Supreme Court has also ruled that the other 4 candidates in the GOP will also be ineligible to run as well.

They began with Chris Christy, citing that he was far too fat to run, referring him to Jaba the Hun. As large as he is, the Supreme court decided he was far too much an intimidating figure to elect. If elected, democracy would be thwarted due to the fear of the sheer size of his being. What if you upset him and he had a heart attack and fell on you? Not even the jaws of life could save you at that point.

Vivek Ramaswamy was next on the chopping block, as the court referred him to as "mini me", or the mini' Trump. How can they allow a candidate who says that Trump is a better candidate than even he is when they have banned that candidate? In fact, why would a candidate run at all who says that the person he is running against is better than he? Bizarre.

As for Niki Haley, the Court cited Ramaswamy holding up a sign stating Niki was corrupt during the last Presidential debate. How can a corrupt candidate be allowed to remain on the ballot when corruption, like insurrection, is illegal?

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And least, but not last, Ron DeSantis was also taken off the ballot. The court cited Trump calling him Ron "Sanctimonious". The Court quickly did a wiki search into the meaning of the never before heard term and realize sanctimonious meant, someone truly holy or pious. "How can we have a holy man defy the separation of church and state," argued the court?

As we know, of all the candidates, Ron DeSantis is the biggest threat since Christian Nationalism is the biggest threat to all life in the known universe. Luckily, we have the Colorado Supreme Court to save us all from such a fate.

And to think we were that close to losing democracy.

Chilling.

All valid reasons to reject the entire pack of losers. All that without even considering the fact that Biden is a much better choice than any of those clowns.

 

[HikerGuy83]

All valid reasons to reject the entire pack of losers. All that without even considering the fact that Biden is a much better choice than any of those clowns.

 

[HikerGuy83]

What's even more funny is that Joe Biden is the best they've got.



I wonder what their debate crowd would look like if they had one.

Dizzy Lizzy Warren
Bernie Sanders
Hillary Clinton
Hakeem Jeffries

If that group got wiped out by a tornado, the IQ of the country would go up 10 points.

 

[August West]

Yes, Vivek was guilty of insurrection by virtue of the fact that he's a male. And so is Trump.

That`s incredibly stupid. It`s no wonder that Trump loves his dumbfucks.

Donald Trump loves the 'poorly educated' — and they love him

He may have meant meant "less educated," but the numbers say they love him, too.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Votto]

All valid reasons to reject the entire pack of losers. All that without even considering the fact that Biden is a much better choice than any of those clowns.

I hated to do this, but I gave Chris your name and address.

Good luck.

 

[HikerGuy83]

That`s incredibly stupid.

Oh, the irony.

And in a political satire forum.

Moron.

 

[BULLDOG]

I hated to do this, but I gave Chris your name and address.

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Good luck.

And he's one of the finest the MAGAs have to offer.

 

[HikerGuy83]

And he's one of the finest the MAGAs have to offer.

As opposed to:

 

[rampart]

What's even more funny is that Joe Biden is the best they've got.



I wonder what their debate crowd would look like if they had one.

Dizzy Lizzy Warren
Bernie Sanders
Hillary Clinton
Hakeem Jeffries

If that group got wiped out by a tornado, the IQ of the country would go up 10 points.

every one much smarter, better educated, more imaginative and appealing outside their base. if course, those are negatives to the repub's "q anon" base

 

[HikerGuy83]

every one much smarter, better educated, more imaginative and appealing outside their base. if course, those are negatives to the repub's "q anon" base

Then nominate Dizzy Lizzy. By all means.

 

[Rigby5]

All valid reasons to reject the entire pack of losers. All that without even considering the fact that Biden is a much better choice than any of those clowns.

Wrong.
Biden is guilty of the Ukraine war, Palestine, and all the other wars he is giving trillions to.

 

[BULLDOG]

Wrong.
Biden is guilty of the Ukraine war, Palestine, and all the other wars he is giving trillions to.

You might want to rethink that. Seems like Putin started the Ukraine war. Trump said he could stop it in a day. What's he waiting on?

 

[Calypso Jones]

Here’s How The Biden Admin Treated Countries Who Kicked Candidates Off The Ballot

The Biden administration has enacted or threatened sanctions against foreign nations who unfairly block political opposition from participating in elections or appearing on the ballot.

dailycaller.com

Biden is DICKTATER.