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A spokesperson for the Cleveland Browns today made a plea to the NFL to help them win a Super Bowl. "If selected by the NFL to win a Super Bown next year, we promise not to shoot anyone afterwards at the next celebration party like they do in Kansas. In fact, everyone knows that the streets of Cleveland are not safe enough to even walk, let alone have a Super Bowl party, so we would never dream of doing the same. Although Taylor Swift would never be caught dead in the city if Cleveland, let alone have a boyfriend that played for the lowly Browns, we feel as though our loveable dog pound is more than enough compensation for not having the singing and dancing side kick known as Taylor Swift to help keep fans interested in the next Super Bowl."
The Browns have not only never won a Super Bowl, they have never even made an appearance in the Super Bowl. In fact, the teams was even taken away from Cleveland altogether and moved to Baltimore, but no word as to why anyone would ever move a team back to the mistake by the Lake.
Crazy.
In San Fransisco, fans were seen looting only moderately more than they always do in reaction to their teams loss.
