British Open 2010

[George Costanza]

Well, time for another British Open. The first round is underway as I write this. I always enjoy the intros by that guy with the white hair who raises his voice to a falsetto when he comes to the name of the player about to tee off.

How about that Tiger, huh? Retif is 2 under after 2 on my telly. I am about to go to work.

Still not too late to get your picks and predictions in. I like Ernie Els - but, then, I always like Ernie Els. Wouldn't it be great to see Colin Montgomerie pull it off? He is such a putz - but a lovable putz, so he gets away with it.

What are your thoughts on The Open?

 

[George Costanza]

I guess there aren't very many golfers here. Oh well. I sure love the game anyway . . .

 

[Mr Natural]

Golf is a nice walk ruined by a stupid game.