Breaking: Cruise ship passengers demand to be housed at Mar-a-Lago!

[DrLove]

OAKLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Irate passengers who have been stranded onboard the Grand Princess cruise ship are demanding to be housed at Mar-a-Lago, the passengers confirmed on Monday.

Frustrated by the Trump Administration’s delay in devising a plan to enable them to disembark, the nearly three thousand coronavirus-exposed passengers said that it was “only fair” that Trump welcome them to his Palm Beach home.

“Donald Trump keeps on saying that he’s not worried about coronavirus,” the passengers’ spokesman said. “Then he shouldn’t object to three thousand of us living with him.”

The passengers said that they were looking forward to the Mar-a-Lago life style, which includes golf, swimming, and listening in on national-security secrets in the main dining room.

At the White House, Trump said that, if the Grand Princess passengers are transferred to Mar-a-Lago, they should stay as far away from him as possible, “like Melania does when she’s down there.”

The coronavirus crisis deepened on Sunday after a man who showed signs of lethargy, drooping eyelids, and other flu-like symptoms turned out to be the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson.​

Cruise-Ship Passengers Demand to Be Housed at Mar-a-Lago

 

[WillowTree]

Good luck to them! Dummies.

 

[waltky]

if it's good enough fer the Donald...

... it oughta be good enough fer dem!

 

[Frankeneinstein]

This was my favorite:

the nearly three thousand coronavirus-exposed passengers said that it was “only fair” that Trump welcome them to his Palm Beach home.

Did they say it all at once or one at a time?

 

[konradv]

Good luck to them! Dummies.

Kind of a declasse, bougie place anyway. People in the know wouldn't be seen dead there.

 

[konradv]

This was my favorite:

the nearly three thousand coronavirus-exposed passengers said that it was “only fair” that Trump welcome them to his Palm Beach home.

Did they say it all at once or one at a time?

Only the humor-impaired and the Trump supporters. Sorry, I guess that's redundant.

 

[MisterBeale]

OAKLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Irate passengers who have been stranded onboard the Grand Princess cruise ship are demanding to be housed at Mar-a-Lago, the passengers confirmed on Monday.

Frustrated by the Trump Administration’s delay in devising a plan to enable them to disembark, the nearly three thousand coronavirus-exposed passengers said that it was “only fair” that Trump welcome them to his Palm Beach home.

“Donald Trump keeps on saying that he’s not worried about coronavirus,” the passengers’ spokesman said. “Then he shouldn’t object to three thousand of us living with him.”

The passengers said that they were looking forward to the Mar-a-Lago life style, which includes golf, swimming, and listening in on national-security secrets in the main dining room.

At the White House, Trump said that, if the Grand Princess passengers are transferred to Mar-a-Lago, they should stay as far away from him as possible, “like Melania does when she’s down there.”

The coronavirus crisis deepened on Sunday after a man who showed signs of lethargy, drooping eyelids, and other flu-like symptoms turned out to be the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson.​

Cruise-Ship Passengers Demand to Be Housed at Mar-a-Lago

Mike Pence Orders All Women To Wear New Coronavirus-Resistant Uniforms
Mike Pence Orders All Women To Wear New Coronavirus-Resistant Uniforms

"We can't be too careful here," Pence said as he debuted the uniforms in front of a crowd of horrified reporters. "Every woman in the country must don this red dress thing and white head covering, effective immediately. It's great at preventing both coronavirus and fornication."

"Also, refrain from premarital relations, front hugs, or any public displays of affection outside of marriage," Pence added. He then began to cackle, as he does sometimes. . . ."

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Only the humor-impaired and the Trump supporters.

see what happens when ya try to speak without the aid of television...what on earth does that mean? what does it have to do with my post?

Sorry, I guess that's redundant.

Besides the fact that this pertains to me in no way, does it have any meaning at all?

 

[konradv]

Only the humor-impaired and the Trump supporters.

see what happens when ya try to speak without the aid of television...what on earth does that mean? what does it have to do with my post?

Sorry, I guess that's redundant.

Besides the fact that this pertains to me in no way, does it have any meaning at all?

My comment stands and every post from you proves I'm right.

 

[Gracie]

They don't get to make demands. They are the idiots that went on a cruise during this time.

 

[konradv]

They don't get to make demands. They are the idiots that went on a cruise during this time.

More nonsense from the humor-impaired!

 

[Frankeneinstein]

My comment stands and every post from you proves I'm right.

See, that's the old media refrain that means nothing when ya get caught in a pinch and so ya just throw it out there [like on television] and then ya don't sound like the previous post you made to me.