Zone1 Average age on this forum?

[BULLDOG]

Well, yeah ... But it passes eventually....and quite aggressively at that. I had to install a splash guard on my toilet.

Just so everything comes out all right.

 

[Lisa558]

I bring up the average a bit on account of my being 347.

I can still remember that little bite on my neck back in 1676, too.

I’m so old that I remember having a crush on Barnabas Collins. It’s that “bad boy” thing.

 

[toobfreak]

This place just about shuts down every night about the same time as lights out at the old folks home. Coincidence?

In other words, the general time most normal people with actual lives and/or jobs go to bed to get up for another day?

 

[BULLDOG]

If you have to be careful to not crush your nuts every time you sit down, then you can talk to me about being old. Till then, STFU.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I’m so old that I remember having a crush on Barnabas Collins. It’s that “bad boy” thing.

My sister watched Dark Shadows like her life depended on it!

 

[Dekster]

I am at the point in life I have to do the math, starting with figuring out what year it is. Calculations are not guaranteed to be accurate depending on the time of day. Cellphones have ruined all sense of time for me. Why bother remembering even what day it is or the date. Just look at the home screen.

 

[Road Runner]

I just turned thirty-three myself so I'm one of the younger ones.

 

[Lisa558]

My sister watched Dark Shadows like her life depended on it!

Me too. I’d rush home from school to make sure I didn’t miss the opening credits!

 

[occupied]

In other words, the general time most normal people with actual lives and/or jobs go to bed to get up for another day?

When I get up it's nothing but Russian trolls and a few other early risers. I'm off to work before the sun comes up. Have you actually ever seen a sunrise?

 

[Hossfly]

What was the question?

 

[BothWings]

If you have to be careful to not crush your nuts every time you sit down, then you can talk to me about being old. Till then, STFU.

What I hate is when my nuts dangle in the toilet water and collide with submarines tossing around in the old Briny.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Well, yeah ... But it passes eventually....and quite aggressively at that. I had to install a splash guard on my toilet.

What say you and I go to Uncle Kim's All You Can Eat Kimchee buffet, top it off with a visit to Baskin and Robbins and then head to Bulldog's house for a nice little visit?

 

[Alan Stallion]

I can't believe how old the people I went to high school with are. I'm glad I stayed young.

 

[jotathought]

well i'm not lying, why would i lie about something dumb like this?

Not the intent .. just have some friendly banter. I'm a solid 52 myself.

 

[The Duke]

What would you trade for a Xanax?

Not a damn thing. Those things are bad news.

 

[BackAgain]

Old AF.

That’s pretty approximate, Spock.

 

[jotathought]

LII (52)

Yeah! 1970?

 

[The Duke]

So you're full of shit. I could have told you that.

It appears you're quite the expert on "full of shit".

Ever heard of Metamucil and coffee?

 

[The Duke]

That’s pretty approximate, Spock.

Sir, you are being illogical.

 

[BackAgain]

Sir, you are being illogical.