i feel like republican men are like this. Deep down they are insecure, but on the surface, they like to pretend they are manly and tough. They like to think their ridiculous gun collection is an extension of this machismo. Anyone with reasonable intelligence sees through their facade.
I feel as though this short clip illustrates my point:
I'm insecure?
Oh shit thats funny!!!
Yes. Let me break down your insecure, basic male shit:
1) You own multiple guns for the the sole purpose of showing them off to other douche bags
2) You think Trump is an "alpha male" even though any psychiatrist would diagnose him as whiny, insecure, little bitch.
3) You make "make me a sandwich, bitch" jokes over and over.
4) You have an undeserved sense of accomplishment because you vote republican.
5) You talk about alcohol like it's cool to drink it.
6) You still brag about false stories of sexual escapades.
7) You think going to college is "for pussies".
8) Your dick is small.
View attachment 134959
And
10. Real Men
A "real man" doesn't need to talk about how manly he is on the internet. You may be impressed with bluster and posturing, but me not so much.
Guess there isnt much to bluster about sitting on your ass in the den.
You are the cliche, aren't you?
Tell me more about how you wrestle alligators, shitbird.