As a kid, what's the dumbest thing you did?

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    Ok, I'll start. I found a box of condoms in my step dads drawer, filled them up and threw them at Billy in gym class.

    Then, Earlier, when I lived with Grand mother and my Aunt out in the country, they were both outside and I was in the house. I ran out and said "Grandma! You got a phone call!" She dropped what she was doing and ran in the house. We didn't have a phone. She hit me with the belt.

    So what did you do?
     
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    Holy shit, trying to come up with an answer is like trying to drink water out of a fire hose. I'm frozen.

    By the way, I see nothing dumb about the condom assault. That's just good clean fun right there.
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    good thread
    believe it or not I cut the live TV cord and I remember sparks shooting out
    I barely remember this--but I remember sparks--
    I asked my brother if he remembered it and he said yes
    I don't know how I didn't get shocked
     
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    my mom literally knocked me out with a broomstick handle
    my three brothers and I were always doing something wild and stupid
    she also gave me a belt buckle ''tattoo'' when she hit me with it
     
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    you probably did

    i stuck a fork in an electrical outlet once, same deal

    this isn't even top 100 for me though :lol:
     
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    remember the old Estes rockets and the engines?
    well I beat out the engine powder and wanted to light it up
    I thought I'd light it, then have time to move away!!!!! [hahahah dumbass ]
    no---I lit it--then POOF--burning my face...had to go to the doctor
    yes and a lot of you thought Harmonica had some brains
     
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    I rang mr Davidsons door bell one time too many.
     
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    You can decide for yourselves if this was dumb or smart.... a friend and I found over $100,000 in cash in the woods.... and we took none of it and called the police.
    As you can guess, it was the result of a robbery and the people who got robbed gave us a $20 reward.
    I swear on my Mother's grave this actually happened.
     
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    dumb and smart at the same time
    ??
     
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    I worked a summer job doing janitor work at a local elementary school, and one day I stole a jar with a squid preserved in formaldehyde from one of the classrooms... On the way home, I deposited the dead squid on the driver's seat of a parked car. Didn't stick around to witness the owner's reaction but I had a few lols imagining it.
     
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