I would like to observe the HR rep reprimanding the employee:
HR REP: Suzie it has come to our attention that you are always happy and peppy. People suspect you are getting laid. Now we see that your benefits include THE PILL! We were under the impression you were suffering from PMDD, however given your attitude of late we must consider our freedoms and will from today forward deny your access to THE PILL.
Yep, that is gonna fly.
Next they'll be demanding to see the bloody sheets on her wedding night.
Wouldn't surprise me, we are turning into Saudi Arabia more and more by the day.