Appeasing the USMB Music Gods

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    Yup...sometimes appeasement is in order.

    Eve and I were discussing the vital importance of music to USMB musical junkies ... um members.

    We recognize that the Gods seem to be avoiding the normal routes of talking burning bushes and amazing miraculous infants and turning mundane things into an alcoholic beverages...perhaps this is a test. But in the musical scheme of things, we recognize that they have chosen to speak to us through their musical Messiahs Meister, BGG, JB and High Priestess Pixie. As hard core musical junkies...we want to keep the musical manna flowing...naturally....but how?

    Sacrifice - every God worth his or her nuts demands it of his or her minions.

    So, Eve and I have put together a basket of sacrifices.


    First, a sacrificial virgin - unisex - should please everyone. Virgins are hard to come by, found this one in a church rummage sale - cute little critter eh?


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    Eve, perhaps you could unveil the next sacrifice before the virgin gets away?
     
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    They aern't hard to come by, I'd venture that 80% of the MSNBC crowd fills the bill.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SFcB0vOhQ]YouTube - Laibach - God is God[/ame]




    God is God


    Laibach



    You shall see Hell clear in the sky
    You shall see darkness
    You shall see good and evil
    You shall see city walls crumble and towers fall

    God is God
    God is God
    God

    You shall see the Lord of Life and Death
    You shall see Heaven in Hell
    You shall be blinded by light
    You shall see darkness

    God is God
    God is God
    God

    You shall see the walls crumble
    Walls built of pain
    And above the cries of man
    Hear one voice saying:

    I am Alpha and Omega
    The begining and the end
    I am the first and
    I am the last

    God is God
    God is God
    God

    You shall see Hell
    You shall see evil
    You shall see darkness
    You shall see sorrow
    You shall see Death
    You shall see God


     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCRTPCsEEeU]YouTube - Vision Divine - God is Dead[/ame]
     
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    I take it that's a "no" to virgins....?


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XiyGZTvC9I]YouTube - The Lord of The Dance - Tommy Makem [6/8][/ame]

    I danced in the morning when the world was young
    I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun
    I came down from heaven and I danced on the earth
    At Bethlehem I had my birth

    Dance, dance, wherever you may be
    I am the lord of the dance, said he
    And I lead you all, wherever you may be
    And I lead you all in the dance, said he

    I danced for the scribes and the Pharisees
    They wouldn't dance, they wouldn't follow me
    I danced for the fishermen James and John
    They came with me so the dance went on

    Dance, dance, wherever you may be
    I am the lord of the dance, said he
    And I lead you all, wherever you may be
    And I lead you all in the dance, said he

    I danced on the Sabbath and I cured the lame
    The holy people said it was a shame
    They ripped, they stripped, they hung me high
    Left me there on the cross to die

    Dance, dance, wherever you may be
    I am the lord of the dance, said he
    And I lead you all, wherever you may be
    And I lead you all in the dance, said he

    I danced on a Friday when the world turned black
    It's hard to dance with the devil on your back
    They buried my body, they thought I was gone
    But I am the dance, and the dance goes on

    Dance, dance, wherever you may be
    I am the lord of the dance, said he
    And I lead you all, wherever you may be
    And I lead you all in the dance, said he

    They cut me down and I leapt up high
    I am the life that will never, never die
    I'll live in you if you'll live in me
    I am the Lord of the dance, said he

    Dance, dance, wherever you may be
    I am the lord of the dance, said he
    And I lead you all, wherever you may be
    And I lead you all in the dance, said he
     
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    Virgins are no fun. I prefer gals who know what they're doin' ;)

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