I don't know how Flathead Deputy sheriffs investigate a death but it seems to me that a person who pretended to be Bigfoot would dress like freaking Bigfoot instead of dressing like a Military sniper.
The dead guy is a sniper. Sasquach is a furry ape. If you can't tell the difference it's not a good idea to visit a Military sniper school.
Holy Sh*t it's a Bigfoot! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEsjvZFWg-o&feature=relmfu]SCARY HOME INVASION CAUGHT ON VIDEO - YouTube[/ame]
I look for a bit more creativity from true Darwin aspirants, and for me the combination of stupid and alcohol pretty much cancels any serious consideration for bestowing the coveted award.