The Great Goose
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- Sep 26, 2015
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You may mock me but mock my Lord at your peril.I baptise you in water, but the one who comes after me shall baptise you in fire.I havebeen chastising and berating people for years, in anticipation of your return.Thank you. God bless u.Good thinkin' your majesty. I accept you as the High King of kings.
Do you have the clothing made of magical gold threads ready for his majesty?
Time is running out!
Well, first things first. The one who comes after you is still dicking around with his landlord.
What did you have in mind? A hot tub, some candles, and wine?
Should I expect an exalted experience?