am i doomed to hell?

[Mindful]

Jesus. The legendary Greek God.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

God isn't flesh and blood. He can manipulate cells however. Why is that difficult for anti science tards?

Anti science tards

You're the ass hole that posits the mary rape theory
I'm the ass hole that posits the Mary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's back theory



im thinking we need a unified theory here -

In all seriousness, i figure she was just a hoe.
So we are on the same page.
Its just more fun to say she got raped

You can call her a ho when we come up with an equivalent slur for the men who are an equal partner in that activity.

I like Mary. If there was a hook into the religion, it would be her. No one ever declared her a "virgin" until the prudes got hold of the stories centuries later. They had to come up with something (supposedly) plausible to explain a dick never being in her vagina, and who is around to argue after all those people are in their graves?

Mary's first born was from the beginning burdened with trouble. First, a prophecy from the astrologers who predicted a King being born in the area due to the alignment of stars. Or maybe that story was hooked to Jesus after the fact, too. The slaughter of the innocents may have barely registered with Mary and Joseph at the time; they had already left town.

She watched him grow, no doubt proud but later pretty worried about it, as he became a philosophical child, heavy into the holy books, spent his time arguing minutiae with the priests and then started hanging with his cousin John, who was part of a splinter sect that wasn't well received in polite circles.

Jesus was a radical, and when they started treating him as a leader, the pols murdered him. She watched him suffer a horrible death and then she bathed and wrapped his body and put him in the tomb.

She was just a mother, a wife, a woman--not a ho. Her son was a charismatic, spiritual man who has changed the course of history, although I'd bet you anything she would have rather had him happy and alive with a passel of children and a goat farm.

Ho my ass. Go soak your head.

Whore. Is that better?

This nonsense is why I normally avoid the religion forum. It wasn't created for this purpose. I'm out a here. Bye!

do not answer a fool according to his folly lest. you also be like him

 

[Dogmaphobe]

All those who have responded to this thread are darned!

All the way to heck.

 

[TNHarley]

Anti science tards

You're the ass hole that posits the mary rape theory
I'm the ass hole that posits the Mary was fuckin dudes behind her husband's back theory



im thinking we need a unified theory here -

In all seriousness, i figure she was just a hoe.
So we are on the same page.
Its just more fun to say she got raped

You can call her a ho when we come up with an equivalent slur for the men who are an equal partner in that activity.

I like Mary. If there was a hook into the religion, it would be her. No one ever declared her a "virgin" until the prudes got hold of the stories centuries later. They had to come up with something (supposedly) plausible to explain a dick never being in her vagina, and who is around to argue after all those people are in their graves?

Mary's first born was from the beginning burdened with trouble. First, a prophecy from the astrologers who predicted a King being born in the area due to the alignment of stars. Or maybe that story was hooked to Jesus after the fact, too. The slaughter of the innocents may have barely registered with Mary and Joseph at the time; they had already left town.

She watched him grow, no doubt proud but later pretty worried about it, as he became a philosophical child, heavy into the holy books, spent his time arguing minutiae with the priests and then started hanging with his cousin John, who was part of a splinter sect that wasn't well received in polite circles.

Jesus was a radical, and when they started treating him as a leader, the pols murdered him. She watched him suffer a horrible death and then she bathed and wrapped his body and put him in the tomb.

She was just a mother, a wife, a woman--not a ho. Her son was a charismatic, spiritual man who has changed the course of history, although I'd bet you anything she would have rather had him happy and alive with a passel of children and a goat farm.

Ho my ass. Go soak your head.

Whore. Is that better?

This nonsense is why I normally avoid the religion forum. It wasn't created for this purpose. I'm out a here. Bye!

Yes, screwing a random makes less sense than a spirit getting her pregnant.
Hate to see you go after all these excellent points you have made so far!

 

[TNHarley]

Dont you question my religion!

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Jesus. The legendary Greek God.

He should enter the hunky Jesus competition they have in San Francisco every year.

 

[Mindful]

All those who have responded to this thread are


All the way to heck.

Coming to get you:

 

[danielpalos]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

 

[hobelim]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

 

[danielpalos]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

 

[hobelim]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

 

[danielpalos]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

 

[Mindful]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

The escalator to Heaven:

 

[hobelim]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

Psst! Hey Bud. Shhh! I know this guy with exclusive distribution rights to a holy matzo that I can arrange for you to eat for a nominal service charge, 10% of you income for life, and all of your children.

Just get down on your knees, close your eyes, open your mouth and eat it.

Then poof, you will have a back stage pass to heaven with angels, virgins, and naked people everywhere!

 

[danielpalos]

any Bad girls want to 'challenge a mostly nice guy with endurance and stamina practice" to try to "help keep you from going to Hell"?

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

The escalator to Heaven:

if Only, we could pay a small fee to the Rich, to build one.

 

[hobelim]

Shhh! Hey Bud. I know this girl who would like to take you up on that.. She only wants $500. She said to give it to me and meet her under the streetlight on the corner around the block, through the alley, across from the butcher store..

Tell her Murry sent you. Then you can save her soul all night long...

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

The escalator to Heaven:

if Only, we could pay a small fee to the Rich, to build one.

Hey dude. I offered you an easy way into heaven. How much is it worth to you to live forever in paradise?

Theres even a money back guarantee! You have absolutely nothing to lose except your sanity. What the heck is that anyway.

I take cash, checks, credit cards, money orders, real estate, Jewelry, stocks, bonds, or something trivial like sworn servitude at absolutely no up front cost to you..

If you act fast you will also receive at no additional cost a shiny new cross made completely out of a genuine gold like substance, a bobble head statue of the virgin Mary, and an original signed by the artist, blessed by our blessers, inspiring mass produced poster of demons burning in hell.

 

[danielpalos]

i can't save anyone's immortal soul on a for-profit basis; better solutions at lower cost is what we need.

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

The escalator to Heaven:

if Only, we could pay a small fee to the Rich, to build one.

Hey dude. I offered you an easy way into heaven. How much is it worth to you to live forever in paradise?

Theres even a money back guarantee! You have absolutely nothing to lose except your sanity.

I take cash, checks, credit cards, money orders, real estate, Jewelry, stocks, bonds, or something trivial like sworn servitude at absolutely no up front cost to you..

If you act fast you will also receive at no additional cost a shiny new cross made completely out of a genuine gold like substance, a portrait of the virgin Mary, and an original signed by the artist, blessed by our blessers, inspiring poster of demons burning in hell.

should we insist on the lowest cost?

 

[hobelim]

Don't worry! You won't make a dime.

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

The escalator to Heaven:

if Only, we could pay a small fee to the Rich, to build one.

Hey dude. I offered you an easy way into heaven. How much is it worth to you to live forever in paradise?

Theres even a money back guarantee! You have absolutely nothing to lose except your sanity.

I take cash, checks, credit cards, money orders, real estate, Jewelry, stocks, bonds, or something trivial like sworn servitude at absolutely no up front cost to you..

If you act fast you will also receive at no additional cost a shiny new cross made completely out of a genuine gold like substance, a portrait of the virgin Mary, and an original signed by the artist, blessed by our blessers, inspiring poster of demons burning in hell.

should we insist on the lowest cost?

Yes, of course. You drive a hard bargain Sir.

I tell you what. I'll only take half of your money. The rest I'll give to charity.

 

[danielpalos]

not even in an alternate reality can i purchase any form of stairway to Heaven.

The escalator to Heaven:

if Only, we could pay a small fee to the Rich, to build one.

Hey dude. I offered you an easy way into heaven. How much is it worth to you to live forever in paradise?

Theres even a money back guarantee! You have absolutely nothing to lose except your sanity.

I take cash, checks, credit cards, money orders, real estate, Jewelry, stocks, bonds, or something trivial like sworn servitude at absolutely no up front cost to you..

If you act fast you will also receive at no additional cost a shiny new cross made completely out of a genuine gold like substance, a portrait of the virgin Mary, and an original signed by the artist, blessed by our blessers, inspiring poster of demons burning in hell.

should we insist on the lowest cost?

Yes, of course. You drive a hard bargain Sir.

I tell you what. I'll only take half of your money. The rest I'll give to charity.

no capital should be involved at all, if it is for the greater social glory of our immortal souls.

 

[hobelim]

The escalator to Heaven:

if Only, we could pay a small fee to the Rich, to build one.

Hey dude. I offered you an easy way into heaven. How much is it worth to you to live forever in paradise?

Theres even a money back guarantee! You have absolutely nothing to lose except your sanity.

I take cash, checks, credit cards, money orders, real estate, Jewelry, stocks, bonds, or something trivial like sworn servitude at absolutely no up front cost to you..

If you act fast you will also receive at no additional cost a shiny new cross made completely out of a genuine gold like substance, a portrait of the virgin Mary, and an original signed by the artist, blessed by our blessers, inspiring poster of demons burning in hell.

should we insist on the lowest cost?

Yes, of course. You drive a hard bargain Sir.

I tell you what. I'll only take half of your money. The rest I'll give to charity.

no capital should be involved at all, if it is for the greater social glory of our immortal souls.

Al righty then. You are prepared to give it all away for free. Thats great. But don't you think you should pay the women something for pretending that you are awesome?