ABCNews calls it in - R.I.P.

[Faun]

I wish it wasn't just a mistake.

It's not a mistake, she's really dead. That's why only her body double has been seen since. The DNC is actually going to try to win the election with a fake Hillary Clinton. It's right out of the movie, "Dave," which is now the DNC playbook.

If that's true, I hope the new Hillary is a nicer person.

Because the really Hillary is a BEEYATCH!!!

Either way, Crazy Donald won't get elected.

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

I wish it wasn't just a mistake.

It's not a mistake, she's really dead. That's why only her body double has been seen since. The DNC is actually going to try to win the election with a fake Hillary Clinton. It's right out of the movie, "Dave," which is now the DNC playbook.

We don't know that for sure. Anything is possible with the left though.

 

[Blackrook]

I hope she converts to Catholicism, makes a good confession, and gets Last Rites before she dies.

Otherwise, she is certain to rot in hell for all eternity.

 

[SYTFE]

Mods -- Please move this to the retarded subforum. Thanks.

 

[Muhammed]

Apparently he just read what was on the teleprompter. It reminds me of the time Charles Barkley called himself a dumbass.

 

[flacaltenn]

... then it's gone minutes after. WTF!?

Put up the link.. My bet is -- that's the spoof ABC News site. I know it exists. One for almost every major news outlet..

 

[HenryBHough]

A practice run. They just wanna be prepared, crack journalists that they aren't.

"crack journalists" does not quite mean the same as "journalists on crack" but, in context, I concede it would e difficult for the casual observer to divine that.

 

[blastoff]

I hope she converts to Catholicism, makes a good confession, and gets Last Rites before she dies.

Otherwise, she is certain to rot in hell for all eternity.

She'd fit right in. The Catholic church knows a thing or two about soliciting donations and she's got a pile, thanks to donations.

 

[Bassman007]

Look moderators don't blame me for this report https://video.search.yahoo.com/sear...=cd809d8c68e4c24e1fc53ccbbfec1869&action=view

Now can anyone actually affirm that Hillary Clinton is actually alive? She might just have faked her death to escape to a new life where she will not face prison................ LOL so long sveetheart

 

[Rexx Taylor]

maybe they were saying what they were thinking to themselves?

 

[Bassman007]

maybe they were saying what they were thinking to themselves?

Or she knows that the FBI is coming back with charges that will stick, or she knows full well what emails Putin gave to Wikileaks....................and is scared enough to fake her own death....

 

[mdk]

 

[DigitalDrifter]

She's dead Jim.

 

[Bassman007]

Hey laughing when an old lady dies is not respectable, that said.

 

[RDD_1210]

No worries, she'd still beat Trump in November.

 

[mdk]

Hillary's body double is going to assume the office if she wins. It's almost like that documentary Dave with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver.

 

[konradv]

I heard the opposite!

 

[Bassman007]

She's dead Jim.

Yea, this could also be a page out of the Paul McCartney playbook, with the same purpose, which is to get attention. Paul McCartney Really Is Dead - Official Site Home Page

It's all to distract from her Parkinsons disease, that has no treatment.

This is sad, and really not Presidential material

 

[Bassman007]

I heard the opposite!

Do you hear many voices in your head??????

 

[Maryland Patriot]

Please tell me this is true.
The joy would be over the top.