A Swedish guy who wants to move to USA

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    Hi All!

    Im new to this forum so I hope I added the thread in the right section.

    Now, Im a swedish guy who want to become a american citizen.
    I have been amazed byt the states all of my life.
    The people, the way och living.. well everything.

    So, I have been trying to reach some information about how to become a citizen but I couldn´t really find anything about it.

    I tried search google etc but without luck.

    So do you guys have any suggestions about how to do this?

    Couple of questions:
    * Is it easy to get a job?
    * Is it easy to get a place to stay?
    * What to people think about Nordic people?

    Cheers!
    Best regards
    odd
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Oh yes. It's very easy to get a job and you'll have Corvettes, Ferrari's and a nice boat in no time.:clap2: The women all look like supermodels and take it in the ass t:eek: !
    Gawd Blass murka !
     
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    how to become an american citizen - Google Search


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    * Is it easy to get a job? For those that will take what they can get. Very easy.
    * Is it easy to get a place to stay? Immagration should have some helpful info on this. but you will need a month too Two months rent up front. If it's just you, you should have no issues.
    * What to people think about Nordic people? If you are the stereo type; Tall, blonde and burly, you'll have more chicks than you can swing your hammer at. Aside from that, we are all descendants from elsewhere.
     
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    Dougar is USMB's resident buffoon.
     
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    According to the dimwitcraps here, Sweden is a better place to live.
     
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    Been there. The only way the US would be better is if you were a heavy millionaire. I'm not talking this 5 million chump change either.
     
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    Wow.. funny guy..

    Yeah Sweden is great no doubt. We have free health care, a lot of help getting work, good education. If u dont work u will still get support with around 1000 $a mount to make a living... etc etc... But it´s so fucking boring!

    Read something on the net that the only way to get a green card is either to get married with a american chick och get hand picked by a company. Is that right??

    /ODD
     
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    There are two ways to get into the United States.

    1. Obtain a visa which will allow you to come to the United States and stay for a certain amount of time...probably a few months depending on the type of visa.

    2. Travel to Northern Mexico and sneak across our southern border, which will allow you to stay here permanently.
     
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    1) Fly to Mexico

    2) Learn a few spanish words

    3) Dye your hair black and get a tan

    4) Walk across border into U.S.

    Just follow these 4 simple steps and you will be welcomed with open arms.

    Free housing, food stamps, education, medical care, etc.
     
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    okok.. let me Refom My question.. How to get a Green Card? ( I think it´s called ?)
     

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