A muslim in heaven

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    A Muslim dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "Welcome to heaven my son, please enter!"

    The Muslim says "Oh no, no, I cannot enter without seeing Allah." St. Peter says, "Oh... Allah. He is upstairs."

    The Muslim says, "Well of course, Allah is upstairs!" He climbs upstairs and meets Jesus.

    Jesus says "Welcome to heaven my child, please enter!" And the Muslim says "Oh no, no, with all due respect, I cannot enter without seeing Allah."

    Jesus says "But of course...Allah is upstairs, top floor."

    The Muslim smiles and thinks to himself, "Of course, Allah is on top of heaven itself because He is most high!"

    At the final gate he meets the all mighty Lord himself who says "Welcome to heaven my child, please enter."

    As expected, the Muslim says he cannot enter without meeting Allah, to which the Lord replies "I understand, my child...Allah is here. But he is busy right now. Why don't you have a seat and wait for him?"

    The Muslim is so excited that his Allah is so important, after all he always believed this was so. The Lord says to the Muslim "Why you must be parched, would you like a drink?"

    The Muslim says, "Yes, I would like a drink. I would like that very much."

    And the Lord asks, "Would you like a Coke?"

    The Muslim says "Yes, that sounds good, thank you."

    The Lord says, "It does indeed. I think I'll join you."

    And with that the Lord snapped his fingers and said, "Allah, bring two cokes!"
     
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    dumbass towel raps! ;)
     
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    A person commits suicide and in the process murders lots of innocent people.
    That person is going to heaven?
    Bullshit!!
    I'm sorry to say, but anyone who teaches this, and anyone who acts on this precept is going straight to hell.

    What kind of fucked up perverse people actually believe that bullshit? Dumb motherfuckers.

    Martyrs my ass.

    Go to the "Crying Game" hell fucking assholes.

    I'm sorry man. Osama, Saddam, Muhammad Atta, and the rest of those fools are sucking Satan's cock right now.:ali:
    :D

    SLURP! SLURP!
     
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    WOW! you sure your the same person who posted a while ago with some dumb reasons for going to war with IRAQ???

    That's some potty mouth! :)
     
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    Diversity of opinions and views baby! Diversity!

    I like to tell everybody that they are an asshole!
     
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    well shit, I hope not to piss you off then!!!!! :)
     
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    LMAO

    Hell yeah!
     
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    The only problem with your joke is that muslims go straight to

    hell. There is NO god called Allah, MO-Hamm-head was a

    terrorist and a child molester. Thes stupid Islam believers need

    to be killed whenever they are found.

    Love Donme - Maui Skank.
     
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    Well well well, looky looky who's back??? Good to see you Donme! haven't seen you since the old board!!!! :)
     
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    Welcome, Donme!

    Glad to see you found your way to the new board, and I hope you'll stick around.

    If you truly are a skank, please forward me a picture of your boobies. :D
     

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